Biggest Facepalm Moments?

[Bard 1]

A few weeks ago, I was delivering pizza's for this local pizza shop my cousin owned,  my dad would usually take me to deliver them. One night, he dropped me outside the apartment block and I walked up the stairs with the 2 roasting pepperoni pizza's. When I got there, I knocked on the door, and after a few seconds, the door opened, and a puff of smoke departed the room, and also a middle aged man was there;

"What?"

"I have your 2 pizza's, sir."

"Oh, how much?"

"£25."

*he reaches into his pocket and takes out 2 £10 notes and 1 £5 note and hands into me*

*he then shuts the door*

*I knock again*

*he opens it again*

"What?"

"You forgot your pizza's sir."

"Oh, hold on mate".

*he goes back into the room and I take a peak and see that he has some friends, and they seem to be gathering money in forms of multiple penny's etc*

*he hands me £20 and £6.78*

"Keep the change."  *he shuts the door*

 

 

This may seem really hard to believe, but I kid you not that is the legitimate story, post yours below.

[Lewis 1,276]

Probably when I was enjoying one of the greatest ESL games that I've ever seen, then you disconnected from the server and claimed it was a powercut

 

 

[Blyss 975]

1 minute ago, Lewis said:

Probably when I was enjoying one of the greatest ESL games that I've ever seen, then you disconnected from the server and claimed it was a powercut

 

 

fuck beat me to it, why did I read the actual thread first 

[IrishChamp 641]

When I saw some skid on the forums made a 3rd intro post then he disappeared for a month again 

[Fluxy 1,660]

Why did you come back....

[dAiMantt 15]

3 minutes ago, Blyss said:

fuck beat me to it, why did I read the actual thread first 

Rip free reputations........

[Stiqqy 592]

insert "this thread" joke here

Edited July 24, 2016 by Stiqqy

[Bard 1]

rip me

[Jamie 2,319]

Dunno really, had quite a few recently:

 

When you came back to OB and decided to post on the forums again

When you disconnected from the tourney and afterwards gave a terrible excuse

When the OB admins actually believed said excuse

[Bard 1]

14 minutes ago, Jamie said:

Dunno really, had quite a few recently:

 

When you came back to OB and decided to post on the forums again

When you disconnected from the tourney and afterwards gave a terrible excuse

When the OB admins actually believed said excuse

thats already been said jamie ur too late

[SonyTwan 1,208]

when the jews were behind 9/11 and nobody realised

[abdula 3]

I had one to when you wait 7 days for your ban to finish and then you start to play one game and mid game the Internet company decides to cut your internet off and do maintenance and then me getting kicked of the csgo server and receiving another 7 day ban after failing to reconnect back to the comp match and then deranking from master guardian to gold nova 4 arghhhh

[Stiqqy 592]

when i played csgo on a mac book and my mum took it away because it was my bedtime, oh wait 

[Bard 1]

11 hours ago, Stiqqy said:

when i played csgo on a mac book and my mum took it away because it was my bedtime, oh wait 

*mac mini

*also it was a joke if you hadnt caught on yet

Edited July 25, 2016 by Bard

[Lewis 1,276]

 

The round which was 'all my fault'. Produced Landshark's biggest rage to date.

'You only got 1 entry, not 3'

'It's your fault we lost that entirely'

'Why didn't you stay in the same spot with 28hp'

'Why are you in garden?!?!?!'

 

The sad truth was he wasn't baiting, and is now blacklisted for good

 

Thanks to the 5 people I sent the vid to informing me he's retarded