Bard 1 Posted July 24, 2016 A few weeks ago, I was delivering pizza's for this local pizza shop my cousin owned, my dad would usually take me to deliver them. One night, he dropped me outside the apartment block and I walked up the stairs with the 2 roasting pepperoni pizza's. When I got there, I knocked on the door, and after a few seconds, the door opened, and a puff of smoke departed the room, and also a middle aged man was there; "What?" "I have your 2 pizza's, sir." "Oh, how much?" "£25." *he reaches into his pocket and takes out 2 £10 notes and 1 £5 note and hands into me* *he then shuts the door* *I knock again* *he opens it again* "What?" "You forgot your pizza's sir." "Oh, hold on mate". *he goes back into the room and I take a peak and see that he has some friends, and they seem to be gathering money in forms of multiple penny's etc* *he hands me £20 and £6.78* "Keep the change." *he shuts the door* This may seem really hard to believe, but I kid you not that is the legitimate story, post yours below. Quote Share this post Link to post
Lewis 1,276 Posted July 24, 2016 Probably when I was enjoying one of the greatest ESL games that I've ever seen, then you disconnected from the server and claimed it was a powercut 13 w33zy, IrishChamp, rhyse1317 and 10 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post
Blyss 975 Posted July 24, 2016 1 minute ago, Lewis said: Probably when I was enjoying one of the greatest ESL games that I've ever seen, then you disconnected from the server and claimed it was a powercut fuck beat me to it, why did I read the actual thread first Quote Share this post Link to post
IrishChamp 641 Posted July 24, 2016 When I saw some skid on the forums made a 3rd intro post then he disappeared for a month again Quote Share this post Link to post
Fluxy 1,660 Posted July 24, 2016 Why did you come back.... 1 Jamie reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post
dAiMantt 15 Posted July 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, Blyss said: fuck beat me to it, why did I read the actual thread first Rip free reputations........ Quote Share this post Link to post
Stiqqy 592 Posted July 24, 2016 (edited) insert "this thread" joke here Edited July 24, 2016 by Stiqqy Quote Share this post Link to post
Jamie 2,319 Posted July 24, 2016 Dunno really, had quite a few recently: When you came back to OB and decided to post on the forums again When you disconnected from the tourney and afterwards gave a terrible excuse When the OB admins actually believed said excuse 1 rhyse1317 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post
Bard 1 Posted July 24, 2016 14 minutes ago, Jamie said: Dunno really, had quite a few recently: When you came back to OB and decided to post on the forums again When you disconnected from the tourney and afterwards gave a terrible excuse When the OB admins actually believed said excuse thats already been said jamie ur too late Quote Share this post Link to post
SonyTwan 1,208 Posted July 24, 2016 when the jews were behind 9/11 and nobody realised 1 rhyse1317 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post
abdula 3 Posted July 24, 2016 I had one to when you wait 7 days for your ban to finish and then you start to play one game and mid game the Internet company decides to cut your internet off and do maintenance and then me getting kicked of the csgo server and receiving another 7 day ban after failing to reconnect back to the comp match and then deranking from master guardian to gold nova 4 arghhhh Quote Share this post Link to post
Stiqqy 592 Posted July 24, 2016 when i played csgo on a mac book and my mum took it away because it was my bedtime, oh wait Quote Share this post Link to post
Bard 1 Posted July 25, 2016 (edited) 11 hours ago, Stiqqy said: when i played csgo on a mac book and my mum took it away because it was my bedtime, oh wait *mac mini *also it was a joke if you hadnt caught on yet Edited July 25, 2016 by Bard Quote Share this post Link to post
Lewis 1,276 Posted July 25, 2016 The round which was 'all my fault'. Produced Landshark's biggest rage to date. 'You only got 1 entry, not 3' 'It's your fault we lost that entirely' 'Why didn't you stay in the same spot with 28hp' 'Why are you in garden?!?!?!' The sad truth was he wasn't baiting, and is now blacklisted for good Thanks to the 5 people I sent the vid to informing me he's retarded Quote Share this post Link to post