Biggest lie in three words

[Skillershark 43]

No credit to myself here, just found this on a random site and thought some people might have some really funny ideas.

The idea is really simple, you type the biggest lie possible in no more than three words.

For example:

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Can't wait to see what you guys come up with, have fun.

[Blyss 975]

I never abuse

[Popey456963 17]

I'm good at maths.

No credit for me for this, /u/jeff409

[Fluxy 1,660]

Mintlou is cool

[w33zy 1,523]

YOU WON 1,000,000$

[SonyTwan 1,208]

rachel good admin

[Storm 84]

I love you

[M1nt-l0u 1,235]

2016 better 2012

[Daffy Duck 155]

(south) west is best

[Jamie 2,319]

free armour trimming

[Absolute 170]

Thunder isn't Asian

[mitch 457]

sony is straight

[SonyTwan 1,208]

holocaust actually happened

[Fluxy 1,660]

SUCH BAD TIMING!

[Doomblade94 50]

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