Offical OB Poetry Thread, troubled souls only

[Jake <3 0]

More rap battles pls.

[Skeff 289]

You cant beat my famous hot raps

[Jamie 2,319]

your mum had a munch on my hot wrap last night

[M1nt-l0u 1,235]

your mum had a munch on my hot wrap last night

Killed it.

[Britten 11]

your mum had a munch on my hot wrap last night

Killed it.

Killed it by saying killed it

[Biggles 44]

your mum had a munch on my hot wrap last night

Killed it.

You killed your mums ability to have an orgasm when your fat face was born, thankfully I managed to bring it back

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

omg actually speechless

[mitch 457]

SHOTS FIRED

[Jamie 2,319]

sweet mother of glue sniffing jesus, take cover

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

5 stars shit up in here, motherfucking tanks are after biggles in the run-away bugatti veyron

[M1nt-l0u 1,235]

#AllHailBiggles

[Professor 0]

Why is your name brown mintypoo?

[M1nt-l0u 1,235]

Biggles did it. Won't put it back.

[Eraser 1,039]

Earth enclosed and anchor wrought deep

Expanding and foraging, steal from your surroundings.

Sunlight piercing ever-present darkness, unwillingly plucked from your cradle

Machines move, and the soil turns and churns exposing your skin to the surface and the air.

Rough hands reaching, remove you from all you have known

Bumping and bustling is your journey into the unknown.

Ductile encases your being and others of your kind, before you are racked in artificial light and the soft humming of this icy chest.

Softer hands this time, clasp your casing and remove you to their familiar place,

Violently you are cascaded into the metallic prison where all blemishes are removed.

The once delicate hands are replaced by searing pain as you are flayed alive under the fluorescence.

Your doom has arrived. In pieces of your former self you stutter and slide into the furnace to meet your fiery end.

Fear not, your demise is not in vain as those who sought your end, devour everything.

The Potato- by Eraser

Edited October 8, 2015 by Guest

[Quinn 643]

"Freekill! Freekill! Respawn please!"

FUCK JAILBREAK.

It is a disease.

"Freekill! Freekill! Respawn please!"

All the admins can do is freeze.

If I time out while commanding again I'll jump into a fucking lake.

"Freekill! Freekill! Respawn please!"

FUCK JAILBREAK.