Corrupt A Wish!

[Raze 0]

You are unsatisfied by the amount of cheese on the toast

I wish for Daemonic's monicle

[Dave 2]

You get Daemonics monicle but it is too small for your eye.

I wish for no freekillers

[BubbaFlappies 0]

No freekillers ever join the server again, but now, there are twice as many hackers as there was freekillers.

I wish for every game on steam.

[Fluxy 1,660]

your ISP litteraly shits itself trying to download all those games and you spend up until the end of time downloading random games.

I wish for fake ID

[JDOG 0]

You get the fake id but the name on the id is

Poohead Fartface it was made up by a 6 yr old

I wish that my laptop was absolutely perfect in every way.

[it'sFluffySnot 0]

your laptop becomes perfect in every way, but is taken by the government to test all the new technology held within it.

I wish for A new house!

[Jammy 0]

A fairy godmother hears your wish and grants it to you, the house spawns on top of you and crushses you too death.

I wish for infinite cheerios!

[Dave 2]

You get infinate cheerios but they keep coming non stop and you suffocate in cheerios.

I wish to die in boiling acid.

[Guest]

Wish Granted. Red acid, not blue. LOL OK

I wish for many cats.

[Raze 0]

One of the cats gives you a booboo

I wish for a hat

[BubbaFlappies 0]

You get a hat and you put it on, but oh no! It is irremovable. You go on holiday to spain and die as your brain is overheated.

I wish Skittles tasted like gummy worms.

[*^7up^* 0]

U got skittles that taste like worms,

I wish for a trillion pounds

[it'sFluffySnot 0]

you get a trillion pounds... of dog shit delivered to your front door.

i wish for a unicorn!

[Domnomnom 1]

You pay one trillion dollars for a unicorn to find that it is a horse with a sexual toy strapped to its head.

I wish I had mushroom risotto right now.

[BubbaFlappies 0]

You get a mushroom risotto, but the mushrooms were poisonous and you spend the rest of your life crippled, unable to move.

I wish I had a new keyboard.