rhyse1317

does it matter

Think about the nicest person on OB.

Learnt from my last threat no neg allowed. Let's keep it positive for this thread.

Only nice stuff on this thread. No sarcasm, no snark. 
 

Tech - "Technology", Computers, Hardware, I/O, Monitors. It is Tech talk.

Sounds like bs

Sounds like bs

Recently bought a 4 pack with some friends for age of empires 2 HD version on steam.
I've got one left so if anyone wants it I'll give it to you for whatever you want. 

No.

Italian!
But to be fair, the french and asian kitchen is good too.
AND GERMAN, SCHNITZEL UND BRADWURST FÜR LEBEN!

WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE FOOD TYPE FROM WHAT COUNTRY

Conor legit every day of this past 2 weeks. 
 
Give the admin team a break guys. Stuff is coming. 

You already tried that once, fuck off back under the rug.

Thats not very P.M.A

My great grand father on my dads side was the prime minster of Beligum. 
 
My dad was the manager of an oil company. 
 
My mum has worked on some of the most famous 17-18th century British paintings. 
 
My uncle designs airplane engines. 
 
My Grand father on my mums side has paintings in the national Gallery of Scotland 
 
and my grand mother on my dads side was a French resistance fighter during WW2. 
 
And then there's me...the stoned moron. 

Are you the guys to come to if I think I might have been miss sold PPI? 
 

guys be nice, he has a headache 

Just wanted to show you guys that (I think) LoungeDestroyer also gives me notifications of Outbreak now, look:

quite useful/nice to have.
LoungeDestroyer is a plugin for Google Chrome which makes CSGOlounge a lot better with various features such as Inventory loading and different layouts.

Nice guy, always mixes (even though i'm shit) Good luck :)

VENGI SQUARE CHAMBERS
 

Vengi Square Chambers
 
What is Vengi Square Chambers?
A barristers chambers for serving barristers in Outbreak Community and those who seek their services. Essentially a place for lawyers who work for you and your best interests. For more about barristers' chambers in general, read here to understand how it works.
 
EACH BARRISTER IS SELF-EMPLOYED. THIS IS NOT A COMPANY. THIS IS MERELY A SHARED OFFICE. MEMBERS OF VENGI SQUARE CHAMBERS CAN AND OFTEN WILL FACE EACH OTHER IN A COURT OF OUTBREAK.
 
What does a barrister do in Outbreak?
Do you say, "we was" in lieu of "we were"? If so, then we help people like you. We know how difficult it can be to articulate your argument succinctly and effectively, when you've just been banned for what feels like no reason. Let us do it for you. We might be drafting your unban request for you, or speaking on your behalf with administrators and admins. Many of our barristers have served as administrators or have extensive experience working with them, so we offer years of experience to put at your disposal, for whatever you need achieving.
 
How does it work?
You, as the client, select someone from the Bar Register below, and contact the individual, detailing what assistance you need. Once they accept your case, it is their obligation to secure the best possible outcome for you, either through drafting your unban (you must post it, to comply with the letter of OB law), to speaking with moderators and administrators on your behalf, to simply drafting posts for you in a concise and eloquent fashion. Really, it is up to you and your barrister to decide the extent of their duties in your working relationship, as well as fees and payment. 
 
What if I am a corporate [OB staff] client?
We also serve corporate clients. Any member of staff can hire us, provided they pay the fees. We are happy to represent you in defence against unban requests against you or a member of your staff. Announcements regarding changes in legislation can be incendiary, provoking bad press and backlash against the administrative staff - with the expertise of our barristers, you can rest assured that your announcement will be drafted professionally, eloquently and with a water-tight argument. The fee is negotiable solely at the individual barrister.

I want a barrister to represent me
Please select and contact a member of the Bar below.
 
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Please submit an application with the following information, as well as the administrative processing fee (one rep):
 
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THE BARRISTERS' REGISTER
 
Venga, OC
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A specialist in unban requests and administration negotiations, Venga has dealt with numerous unban requests. He was also the orchestrator of one of the most perverse twists of justice in Outbreak history, when Mintlou was unfairly banned. He has proven himself an effective sophist and will twist words in order to achieve a fair outcome for you. He has a strong track record in passing controversial legislation in a challenging legal environment. He has collaborated with Lewis on certain complex cases. He works as a hobbyist, so is happy to work for one-rep per post, with additional work negotiable. 
 
Jamie, Pupil
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Jamie is currently undertaking his pupillage with Venga, due to lack of experience. Previously worked in the corporate world, now in the world of law. Experienced in employment law and employer-employee disputes. Looking to cut his teeth as a barrister. He and Venga will collaborate on all cases. He was selected for his potential.
 
Christopher Lord, OC
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An incredibly dedicated and professional individual. Having experienced multiple bans and punishments himself he is adept at recognising petty faults and short falls in the due process of punishment enacted by the lowest moderators and highest of admins. His mastery of ad hominem allows him to blindside any opposition. Willing to work for around two rep flat fee per request, with additional fees negotiable for more complex cases.
 
Lewis, OC
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An expert in turning cases on their head through a nuanced interpretation of particular legislation. Famous for overturning the entirely justified Tweep ban, against admins' better judgement. Has defended his own bans before, and has collaborated with Venga on more complex cases. Thoroughly dedicated individual who is always eager to challenge injustice. Fees very competitive, one rep flat fee.
 

SonyTwan, OC
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The only man within the Square Chambers who truly understands your issue. Able to play both sides of the legislative fence due to previous moderation experience, where he tutored inexperienced administrative staff and owners, alongside being sourced for freelance work on Outbreak's official forums and voice communication platform. Due to this, he is very well respected within, and outside the organisation. Also offers coaching in decorum. Fees purely available upon request.

Player Name: venga
Date of Birth: 31/08/1990
Age: 25
Country/Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
SteamID: STEAM_1:0:2391241
Games Played:  CS:GO, Deus Ex series, Natural Selection 2, The Witcher 2, Who's Your Daddy, Age of Empires II, Slither.io
Roughly how long have you been playing our server(s)? Since November (2012). I play more on the Teamspeak now.
What qualities can you bring to Outbreak?  Compliments. In abundance. Some wit. Some humour. Some sarcasm. Some friendliness. Some cancer (undergoing chemo). Fun. (: 
Tell us a little something about yourself:   I'm 25, engaged to an Indian girl, work in insurance, like reading, live in Manchester, enjoy smoking heavily, drinking beer and I'm very sarcastic. If you want to read the full rigmarole, see here.
Is this your first post? No. I've made loads of posts. Some of them have been OK.
Have you been around for less than a month (this includes Teamspeak and forums)? No.
(If you said yes to either of the two questions above, don't apply now)
EDIT: WHOOPS FORGOT TO GET RID OF THE LAST TWO LINES.
 
***UPDATE*** OUT OF STOCK OF REP, CAN ONLY ACCEPT CHARITY +1s

Hi Rhyse, I like that you're always at the bottom of the teamspeak. It's cool. I like that you make an effort to speak to people, even though a bunch of us have known each other for years. I think that suggests you're a positive person who likes to take initiative in getting to know people, and it will serve you well in this community and in life in general. I like how your DP is of a cat on a unicorn. It's cool. I don't understand but then again I don't understand everything that moves me, and I think that's part of the majesty of art at its highest, where its impact is ineffable and unquantifiably impactful. 

Kind regards,
veng

Hi guys, give me rep for this post and I'll say something very nice about you. The compliment will be at least three lines long. :) :) :) 
 
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