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VENGI SQUARE CHAMBERS
 

Vengi Square Chambers
 
What is Vengi Square Chambers?
A barristers chambers for serving barristers in Outbreak Community and those who seek their services. Essentially a place for lawyers who work for you and your best interests. For more about barristers' chambers in general, read here to understand how it works.
 
EACH BARRISTER IS SELF-EMPLOYED. THIS IS NOT A COMPANY. THIS IS MERELY A SHARED OFFICE. MEMBERS OF VENGI SQUARE CHAMBERS CAN AND OFTEN WILL FACE EACH OTHER IN A COURT OF OUTBREAK.
 
What does a barrister do in Outbreak?
Do you say, "we was" in lieu of "we were"? If so, then we help people like you. We know how difficult it can be to articulate your argument succinctly and effectively, when you've just been banned for what feels like no reason. Let us do it for you. We might be drafting your unban request for you, or speaking on your behalf with administrators and admins. Many of our barristers have served as administrators or have extensive experience working with them, so we offer years of experience to put at your disposal, for whatever you need achieving.
 
How does it work?
You, as the client, select someone from the Bar Register below, and contact the individual, detailing what assistance you need. Once they accept your case, it is their obligation to secure the best possible outcome for you, either through drafting your unban (you must post it, to comply with the letter of OB law), to speaking with moderators and administrators on your behalf, to simply drafting posts for you in a concise and eloquent fashion. Really, it is up to you and your barrister to decide the extent of their duties in your working relationship, as well as fees and payment. 
 
What if I am a corporate [OB staff] client?
We also serve corporate clients. Any member of staff can hire us, provided they pay the fees. We are happy to represent you in defence against unban requests against you or a member of your staff. Announcements regarding changes in legislation can be incendiary, provoking bad press and backlash against the administrative staff - with the expertise of our barristers, you can rest assured that your announcement will be drafted professionally, eloquently and with a water-tight argument. The fee is negotiable solely at the individual barrister.

I want a barrister to represent me
Please select and contact a member of the Bar below.
 
I wish to be a barrister of Vengi Square Chambers
Please submit an application with the following information, as well as the administrative processing fee (one rep):
 
Name:
Age:
Number of years experience:
Professional profile:
Specialism:
Motivation for applying:
Average fee requested:

 
THE BARRISTERS' REGISTER
 
Venga, OC
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A specialist in unban requests and administration negotiations, Venga has dealt with numerous unban requests. He was also the orchestrator of one of the most perverse twists of justice in Outbreak history, when Mintlou was unfairly banned. He has proven himself an effective sophist and will twist words in order to achieve a fair outcome for you. He has a strong track record in passing controversial legislation in a challenging legal environment. He has collaborated with Lewis on certain complex cases. He works as a hobbyist, so is happy to work for one-rep per post, with additional work negotiable. 
 
Jamie, Pupil
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Jamie is currently undertaking his pupillage with Venga, due to lack of experience. Previously worked in the corporate world, now in the world of law. Experienced in employment law and employer-employee disputes. Looking to cut his teeth as a barrister. He and Venga will collaborate on all cases. He was selected for his potential.
 
Christopher Lord, OC
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An incredibly dedicated and professional individual. Having experienced multiple bans and punishments himself he is adept at recognising petty faults and short falls in the due process of punishment enacted by the lowest moderators and highest of admins. His mastery of ad hominem allows him to blindside any opposition. Willing to work for around two rep flat fee per request, with additional fees negotiable for more complex cases.
 
Lewis, OC
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An expert in turning cases on their head through a nuanced interpretation of particular legislation. Famous for overturning the entirely justified Tweep ban, against admins' better judgement. Has defended his own bans before, and has collaborated with Venga on more complex cases. Thoroughly dedicated individual who is always eager to challenge injustice. Fees very competitive, one rep flat fee.
 

SonyTwan, OC
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The only man within the Square Chambers who truly understands your issue. Able to play both sides of the legislative fence due to previous moderation experience, where he tutored inexperienced administrative staff and owners, alongside being sourced for freelance work on Outbreak's official forums and voice communication platform. Due to this, he is very well respected within, and outside the organisation. Also offers coaching in decorum. Fees purely available upon request.

Superior thread.
 

If by interesting then you mean, shit. Then yes Mintlou! Another completely accurate statement from the master logician himself.

Brandon dishing out those salty downvotes for anything relating to chris. WP 

Rory "Stop going for a clip and win the round" 
 
 

Guys. 
 
Please tell me i'm not the only one legit pissing my pants with excitement right now. 
 

Getting every achievement on COD 4 and MW 2 on xbox 360. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
oh and also this  (inb4 pre update global means nothing )

This has to be one of the most silver things I have ever seen 
 

Should also read the Noughts and Crosses series by Malorie Blackman. Its sublime and changes your perceptions. 

go away

Shame, you seemed to have made a good first impression when you first joined the forums. It's very obvious you're intentionally trying to farm -rep, but still makes you look like an ass regardless.

No one has said you were trolling. You just have a crippling intolerance to people not sweating their balls off. And assume that anyone that isn't trying to wank off the CS:GO gods is being hostile towards you.

I'm going to address this because it's just blatantly misrepresenting what actually happened. 
I participated in this gather, Chris was not trolling. He was playing the way he wanted to play (And top fragged) I won't defend Chris many times but when someone is just blatantly lying then sure I'll take the bait. 
You were being toxic to Chris throughout the time we played and as a result you got what you received in return, you need to learn that this is the way the real world works, not only did none of your team have any idea what you were talking about when you said we were ''In on the troll'' but we were confused at why you couldn't just let the gather play out the way it could without any toxic behaviour infecting it. 
We won the game, we had fun, you would have had fun too if you didn't let your emotions get the better of you when you are confronted by someone who will not do exactly as you say. 
The summary of this post is that you need to grow up and learn to accept that not everyone does things having you in mind, most people do their own thing and don't react well to other people telling them otherwise. 
Don't get me wrong Brand0n I actually really like you, but please see the bigger picture and not just yourself.

This is the biggest lie in the world, you are the worst person to play a gather with, you rage, flame, abuse and shout at people who don't play the game the way you want. its at the point where if you join a mix room people will awkwardly try and deny you playing because you are so annoying to play with when we're losing, i know im a negative person but ill never go out my to swear and cuss someone the way you do.
 
EDIT: I wasn't pma in this approach, i apologize 

So, about the whole 'Converted' thing ey..
 

Brandon. I don't want to do this publicly but you need to understand people are targeting you because of your appalling attitude.   
 
I created the whole PMA thing to bring an address the problem of salt in games. But time and time again the main story of a gather is how mad you got. I like you but you are actually plain delusional if you think you are being targeted out of spite. Please try and think why people are doing this to you but no one else. Its because you do not react in a rational way to so much stuff that happens in games and it is damaging people's opinions of you. It's actually getting to the point where people are straight up refusing to play with you because of how bad you can be. Please try and learn from this and change your attitude. 
 
 

Until you realise that isn't trolling you'll never be able to stay calm. Your attitude is the problem.

Hi guys, give me rep for this post and I'll say something very nice about you. The compliment will be at least three lines long. :) :) :) 
 
EDIT: OUT OF STOCK FOR COMPLIMENTS - WE NEED TO GET AN EMERGENCY PRODUCTION RUN TO FULFIL EXISTING ORDERS BUT NO MORE NEW ORDERS WILL BE FULFILLED UNTIL YOU ARE NOTIFIED OTHERWISE.