An ode to Foreskin

[Lewis 1,276]

Once there was a man named Rumple, who had found himself in a bit of a tumble,
He'd risen to mod, but was by many accounts a sod, soon he would indeed be rumbled!

ESL outbreak rapidly approached,
All eyes turned onto the cockroach,
Lack of appearance entailed unfortunate... reproach.

Sadly there was no performance surge,
Regulars dropped their pitchforks - in dashed hopes of a purge

With no obvious sign of matchmaking karma,
It was the first official failure of E.O.T.Llama*

The days painfully blistered on,
had this kid possibly fled? run? even gone? - Tears were shed - would we ever see a return of Rumple's famous.... Juan?

Not in CS, as word had it, Rumple had moved to other games
Sharpen the swords, light the arrows, time to put this kid in flames!

(Chorus)

Out of no where approached the VAC,
The pig had clearly used a hack!

Now there is no chance he will come back,
Not even for a cafeteria channel snack.

The kid will clearly have taken some crack
If he thinks he can... backtrack

All the skids in his backpack
Have undoubtedly been setback!

Byebye moderator mansion, hello filthy rug shack,
Thanks for giving us a place to piss (your plaque)!

 

 

Under the carpet he goes, content he is, because he doesn't know

 

He's in for a long perm, of sadness, sorry, and woe.

Now he realises that this indeed, does blow

There ain't no coming back, for yo

 

 

*Elite Task-Force Outbreak Llama Squad
 

Edited August 21, 2016 by Lewis

[Brawler 31]

how long did that take you to make? 

[Lewis 1,276]

Just now, Brawler said:

how long did that take you to make? 

13 minutes

14.08-14.21

[Neero 3]

"If you cheat, I hope karma gets you" -Rumple 2016

 

Anyways, I pity Rumple for getting VAC, and I wish he hadn't used hacks, being a nice guy and all (at least to me). But rules are rules.

You will be missed.

[Philip 28]

Rumple oh rumple, you used hacks, now in gathers we shall relax

Ob is staying clean and your punishment was not mean

Your quotes are ironic, your hacks were diabolic

now you have a vac, I can finally get Caroline Flack

[Robert 15]

New poem for Imoxus?

[Blyss 975]

4 hours ago, Robert said:

New poem for Imoxus?

Oh sweet Imoxus

You're a cheating trash bag

Fuck off forever

Bye

[Bawbag 13]

Whats up with all the cheaters recently anyway?

[No Good 85]

Edited August 26, 2016 by No Good

[Hobbsyy 136]

Not bad, Rumple would be proud