Injuries

[Philip 28]

I was just wondering what injuries you guys have suffered, wether it be breaking a leg, to losing an arm. 

Here's my long list of very painful injuries:

Year 6 (2011/12)- Broke my growth plate in my wrist after falling two metres 

Year 6 (2011/12)Again - Brokenmy ankle after jumping of a bench.. I know, I suck at parkour

Year 6 (2011/12) im done - Smashed my middle finger and ring finger in a solid oak door

Year 10 (this year) (2016) 2 days ago - Cut through my index finger, from the tip of my finger down about 3 mm, right at the bone, this happened on Friday whilst I was doing my wood work and my piece of wood slipped and my finger went into the blade and got messed up.

Ive done these in school year and the years that it happened.

[dustybutcheeks 0]

I think i have been very lucky for massive injuries or breaks most of them being quite minor but these are some of the slightly worse ones i remember:

Preschool - I banged my thumb and the nail dropped off

Year 5 - I broke my arm riding my brothers bike and chipped my bottom teeth 

year 6 - Dived in a pool and chipped my top teeth  

Year 8 - I got a cooks burn taking curry flavoured muffins out of an oven

Year 9 - Flicked an elastic band in my eye and it was itchy all day 

Edited May 22, 2016 by dustybutcheeks

[dAiMantt 15]

I remember being 9 playing with a friend in the park. But we started to argue, and he started running towards me to probly hit me. So i climbed on top of the slide, and because I am so clumsy and he started climbing up the slide I attempted to jump off and I failed, I fell on my left arm and broke it.

 

I was 11 or 12(cant remembah exactly) when I was riding on my new bicycle in the new-build skate park in my area. So because there were girls watching and I wanted to be cool, I went on the biggest ramp and when I went off I fell really hard off my bicycle, causing to break my leg and my left hand thumb. 

 

im stupid

 

Last gwan: 

So last year I was really into freerunning(not anymore) so we were with a couple friends in the city with some walls and fenches and stuff, so what we were gonna do was jump on the wall (there were 2 gaps so yes there was handhold) so u was gonna stay on the wall for a few seconds and then jump on the fench. So when I did it everything went wrong at the moment I jumped to the fench, because somehow (ME SUX) i fell with my balls(yes me has balls blyat) first on the fench and by the force of the blow somehow my belly came damn hard on the fench aswel. Broke 1 rib and had a pair of blue balls. 

 

 

 

 

[Rachel 385]

A thread has already been made about this

 

[Jak 1,381]

Broken: all bones in left foot, both wrists, right elbow, most fingers, most toes, plenty of ribs, nose many times

covered in scars from various cuts and gashes and scrapes, worst one being on my right knee

have caught my penis in my trouser zips quite badly a number of times and have a series of small scars that run down the right hand side of the shaft because of that (ribbed for her pleasure)

[Iszuka™ 10]

Split my eyebrow right open at a friend's house party. You know the bit at the beginning of James Bond films where he shoots the guy and the blood drips down the screen? Yeah, it was like that.

Intoxication x Stupidity + Trampoline + Sunglasses =
Front flip, bad landing, knee into face, sunglasses into eyes, sliced eyebrow, blood, panic, A&E, glue, glue, more glue, apologising hysterically to the people who escorted me to the hospital.
Got a lovely scar though.

[Fluxy 1,660]

Luckily I have yet to break like a proper bone that needs a cast and everything. 

 

A few bones in my face got smashed after a group of unsavoury lads took a disliking to me one Saturday night as I was walking through a park. Chased me, caught me, stamped on my face till I was unconscious, this resulted in: broken nose, broken teeth, depressed fracture in my cheekbone (my left cheekbone had been pressed into my face) broken eye orbit and a hairline crack in my jaw. I was 14 at the time. 

 

Thats about it really, also I think I pulled my hamstring while having sex last week :( 

[Major Chaos 53]

My worst injury has to be when a vehicle I was traveling in went over an IED which resulted in me flying through the top cover hatch and landing on my head.

I had severe concusion and swelling on the brain which resulted in me be unconscious for nearly 3 days. I also shattered my jaw from the force so I had to get it wired shut until it healed. Eating through a straw for a month was not pleasant although it was great for losing weight.

Edited May 23, 2016 by Major Chaos

[w33zy 1,523]

broke my collar bone when i was 2/3 years old. was sitting in a babychair in front of my mom bicycle, all of a sudden my mom release the bike with me still sitting at the front. my mom said it was an accident but i think she wanted to get rid of me. but thats the only thing i ever broke.

[rhyse1317 150]

Broke my ankle in year 7 (11 years old). I got pushed down a bank and the school refused to phone a ambulance which was fun :))))))))

[Finnley 565]

Got a prop axe in my eye when I was 7. It was an accident by a friend who pretty much broke the thing about 10meter away and the part that broke flew right into my iris. .5mm to the left and I wouldve been blind

  

[Major Chaos 53]

22 minutes ago, w33zy said:

broke my collar bone when i was 2/3 years old. was sitting in a babychair in front of my mom bicycle, all of a sudden my mom release the bike with me still sitting at the front. my mom said it was an accident but i think she wanted to get rid of me. but thats the only thing i ever broke.

If you were my son I would have made sure it was more than a broken bone that's for sure ?

[Raw 188]

A dog bit me when i was around 4, still got a scar on my lip.

Around my 12th i was on a trampoline and fell with my wrist on a rubber tile, resulting it being broken.

Back in the days when i had a competition in motocross, i had one of the best starts in my life but one driver cut me off and i hit his rear wheel with my front wheel and i got lauched, resulting me being unconsious for about half a minute and only a lightly crushed knee.

 

[Storm 84]

I've broken my tibia by half and dislocated it, I'd post picture of the radiography but my mother threw it away :). I've also broken the first metatarsus of my right foot and that's it, I hope I don't break  anything else.

[NotRJayy 60]

When i was in Nursery i ran full force into a door and split my head open. (Still have the Scar)

When i was in P3 I thought i would help the environment by cleaning the local park, Then i tripped holding a glass Irn Bru bottle and cut my hand open the cut was really deep and fat was coming out.