Who would win in a fight

[Lewis 1,276]

Answer the person above you, then ask

Mintlou vs landshark

[Wist 376]

Mintlou since he'd run landshark over

101 dalmations versus OB's 9 year olds on the server

[Lewis 1,276]

101 dalmations as far as I'm aware

Jordan's brothers and sisters vs Zeus

[Jamie 2,319]

Probably Jordan's brothers and sisters, they'd put him in a pie and have him with ghost chilli.

Vodo's forum spam or Chris Lord's memes?

[M1nt-l0u 1,235]

Chris Lord's memes because the shitfest would kill vodo within minutes. That smiling voice for long enough would kill anyone as the famous lyricist Cheryl Cole once said: "Too much of anything can make you sick, even the good can be a curse".

John Prescott versus Nick Clegg.

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

John Prescott as he's street-smart and also fatter than Clegg.

A velociraptor versus a gorilla?

[Jak 1,381]

Just 1 velociraptor? The Gorilla would win due to overall power. Velociraptors are very aggressive but not particularly powerful as individuals, they work best in packs where they can utilise their intelligence within a group.

The KFC Colonel or Uncle Ben?

(hand to hand combat only)

[Gunstar 513]

John Prescott as he's street-smart and also fatter than Clegg.

A velociraptor versus a gorilla?

I think that would be a pretty close fight... could go either way.

Velociraptor would run around juking the gorilla and getting that bite in when possible. Gorilla would probably knock him down if he can get that 1 hit though...

I would go with Gorilla.

The KFC Colonel or Uncle Ben?

(hand to hand combat only)

Haha. KFC Colonel coz this...

Edit: forgot to type the next one:

2 Bees vs 1 Wasp

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

1 wasp because they are just shitty, vicious killing machines.

Elmo versus the cookie monster?

[Lewis 1,276]

cookie monster ez

Mod+ vs server mods (8v8 no mclovin)

[Wist 376]

Server mods, mod+ are too hairy

this mint

or this loo

[Lewis 1,276]

The mint, just.

These curly fries

Or this boys mad hair

[Quinn 643]

or