[EVENT] Hitmen n Gimps (23/03/14 7PM GMT)

[UnSeen 1,036]

UnSeen & Fluxy Welcome you to...

Hitmen n Gimps - John Travolta vs Samuel L Jackson

When John proudly put his new Smiling Guy Meme image in the sitting room, he expected Samuel to love it. He was wrong. Samuel demanded its removal. John, being an ardent Dada-ist, refused. Samuel acquired and tamed a wild gimp, harnessing its sexual frustration to be unleashed against his one-time-friend turned foe, John. Little did he know that John had had exact same plan. The two men now face off, gimp-whip in one-hand, revolver in the other, and a lot of hired goons behind them. It was a classic gimp-hitmen showdown.

> LAYOUT / OBJECTIVES

- Multiple rounds of the same game mode on different maps will take place;

Maps : TBD

- To win a round you must either eliminate the opponent hitman, or every single member of the opponent team excluding the hitman.

- Gimps must immediately leave spawn and only 3 goons may remain with the Hitman in spawn zone.

- The Hitman cannot leave spawn before the Gimp has been eliminated, but he has to leave once the Gimp has been killed.

- Hitmen will only have a pistol : P228

- Goons will only have a SMG : MP5

- Gimps will have an assault rifle : FAMAS

> RULES & SCORING

- Winning a round gains you 5 team points

- Eliminating a Hitman gains you 3 extra team points

- Eliminating a Gimp gains you 2 extra team points

> SIGN UP LIST

1. Total497

2. Venga

3. Landshark

4. Biggles

5. Jak

6. Stiqqy

7. Nutcracker

8. Shadow

9. Skeff

10. Mintlou

11. Keiji

12. Tom

13. Antizombie475

14. Spike

15. Britten

16. Hishot

17. Monkey

18. giant cheese_puff

19. Dyer51

20. NavyBlue

> RESERVES

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> NOTES

- There will also be one streamer spot open for someone to stream the event.

- Members have priority over non members for places.

- If you sign up and fail to turn up for the event without giving any notice, you could be banned from future events.

- Thanks Venga for the story idea and Total for the Smiling Guy Meme.

- This is a CSS Event (Edited in for Jak

Edited March 23, 2014 by Guest

[Total497 0]

pls sign me up

Edited March 17, 2014 by Guest

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

le sign me up xDDD

(ALSO NOT YOUR FUCKING STORY CUNT)

[mitch 457]

gogogogo

[Biggles 44]

Sign me up

[Jak 1,381]

What game even is this? If it's anything other than wankers mod I'm in.

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

What game even is this? If it's anything other than wankers mod I'm in.

It's CSS, friend.

[Jak 1,381]

<3

[Stiqqy 592]

sign me up pls

[Dave 2]

yeah sign me up.

[Shadow 0]

me I guess

[Skeff 289]

I dont fully understand but i'm in

[UnSeen 1,036]

I dont fully understand but i'm in

It's our version of Kings and Queens.....

[Skeff 289]

ah that makes a lot more sense

[Scrobbesbyrig 422]

Put me in Unseen.Put me in hard.