Advanced 0 Posted September 22, 2012 Basically, a fun forum game. It consists of someone wishing for something, then you turning it into a horrible disaster. Guy 1: I wish for a puppy! Guy 2: Wish granted. The puppy is a mutant and eats your sandwiches every day. I wish for a TV! And so on... I'll start. I wish for a bag of peanuts. Share this post Link to post
ThorbenBAMF 18 Posted September 22, 2012 You get a bag of nuts instead. Human nuts. I wish for something bad! Share this post Link to post
I2EyeCu 0 Posted September 22, 2012 The bad thing started breaking I want some crystal meth. Share this post Link to post
Iszuka™ 10 Posted September 22, 2012 The meth was cloudy and cooked with a hint of chilli. I want to know the meaning of life. Share this post Link to post
Proxima 1 Posted September 22, 2012 You knew the meaning of life when you died. I wish I could wish for more wishes, so I can multiply my wishes. Share this post Link to post
Fluxy 1,660 Posted September 22, 2012 You become power mad with all your wishes and evetually die overdosing on cocaine lying in a pool of your own piss and vomit surrounded by dead hookers... I wish for a girl with big tits! Share this post Link to post
Biggles 44 Posted September 23, 2012 Unfortunately the tits are too big and they suffocate you mid motor boat, still a good death though I wish for a perfect glass of milk Share this post Link to post
JDOG 0 Posted September 23, 2012 You forget to drink the milk and it goes mouldy I wish for a majestic pony. Share this post Link to post
Fluxy 1,660 Posted September 23, 2012 The pony is actually a manic depressive alcoholic caller Earl and you spend the rest of your life comforting him and never actually ride anywhere I wish I could teleport! Share this post Link to post
Proxima 1 Posted September 23, 2012 You teleported and got stuck in a different space-time vortex. I wish I had less work for school and more time to relax and play games. Share this post Link to post
Advanced 0 Posted September 23, 2012 Wish granted. You play so many video games your eyes pop out. I wish I had a bike. Share this post Link to post
tweep 3 Posted September 23, 2012 I wish your bike isn't a bike. I wish I was a dragonfly. Share this post Link to post
JDOG 0 Posted September 23, 2012 You get turned into a dragonfly with no wings - you are now a dragon I wish for world peace Share this post Link to post
McLovin 4 Posted September 23, 2012 World peace is astablished due to china + Google ruling over the world. I wish for a Harley Nightrod. Share this post Link to post
Iszuka™ 10 Posted September 23, 2012 R.I.P. McLovin I wish for this wish to not come true. Edit: You two totally failed to run with the paradox on this one xD Share this post Link to post