Vengi Square Chambers

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VENGI SQUARE CHAMBERS

 

Vengi Square Chambers

 

What is Vengi Square Chambers?

A barristers chambers for serving barristers in Outbreak Community and those who seek their services. Essentially a place for lawyers who work for you and your best interests. For more about barristers' chambers in general, read here to understand how it works.

 

EACH BARRISTER IS SELF-EMPLOYED. THIS IS NOT A COMPANY. THIS IS MERELY A SHARED OFFICE. MEMBERS OF VENGI SQUARE CHAMBERS CAN AND OFTEN WILL FACE EACH OTHER IN A COURT OF OUTBREAK.

 

What does a barrister do in Outbreak?

Do you say, "we was" in lieu of "we were"? If so, then we help people like you. We know how difficult it can be to articulate your argument succinctly and effectively, when you've just been banned for what feels like no reason. Let us do it for you. We might be drafting your unban request for you, or speaking on your behalf with administrators and admins. Many of our barristers have served as administrators or have extensive experience working with them, so we offer years of experience to put at your disposal, for whatever you need achieving.

 

How does it work?

You, as the client, select someone from the Bar Register below, and contact the individual, detailing what assistance you need. Once they accept your case, it is their obligation to secure the best possible outcome for you, either through drafting your unban (you must post it, to comply with the letter of OB law), to speaking with moderators and administrators on your behalf, to simply drafting posts for you in a concise and eloquent fashion. Really, it is up to you and your barrister to decide the extent of their duties in your working relationship, as well as fees and payment. 

 

What if I am a corporate [OB staff] client?

We also serve corporate clients. Any member of staff can hire us, provided they pay the fees. We are happy to represent you in defence against unban requests against you or a member of your staff. Announcements regarding changes in legislation can be incendiary, provoking bad press and backlash against the administrative staff - with the expertise of our barristers, you can rest assured that your announcement will be drafted professionally, eloquently and with a water-tight argument. The fee is negotiable solely at the individual barrister.

I want a barrister to represent me

Please select and contact a member of the Bar below.

 

I wish to be a barrister of Vengi Square Chambers

Please submit an application with the following information, as well as the administrative processing fee (one rep):

 

Name:
Age:
Number of years experience:
Professional profile:
Specialism:
Motivation for applying:
Average fee requested:

 

THE BARRISTERS' REGISTER

 

Venga, OC

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A specialist in unban requests and administration negotiations, Venga has dealt with numerous unban requests. He was also the orchestrator of one of the most perverse twists of justice in Outbreak history, when Mintlou was unfairly banned. He has proven himself an effective sophist and will twist words in order to achieve a fair outcome for you. He has a strong track record in passing controversial legislation in a challenging legal environment. He has collaborated with Lewis on certain complex cases. He works as a hobbyist, so is happy to work for one-rep per post, with additional work negotiable. 

 

Jamie, Pupil

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Jamie is currently undertaking his pupillage with Venga, due to lack of experience. Previously worked in the corporate world, now in the world of law. Experienced in employment law and employer-employee disputes. Looking to cut his teeth as a barrister. He and Venga will collaborate on all cases. He was selected for his potential.

 

Christopher Lord, OC

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An incredibly dedicated and professional individual. Having experienced multiple bans and punishments himself he is adept at recognising petty faults and short falls in the due process of punishment enacted by the lowest moderators and highest of admins. His mastery of ad hominem allows him to blindside any opposition. Willing to work for around two rep flat fee per request, with additional fees negotiable for more complex cases.

 

Lewis, OC

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An expert in turning cases on their head through a nuanced interpretation of particular legislation. Famous for overturning the entirely justified Tweep ban, against admins' better judgement. Has defended his own bans before, and has collaborated with Venga on more complex cases. Thoroughly dedicated individual who is always eager to challenge injustice. Fees very competitive, one rep flat fee.

 

SonyTwan, OC

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The only man within the Square Chambers who truly understands your issue. Able to play both sides of the legislative fence due to previous moderation experience, where he tutored inexperienced administrative staff and owners, alongside being sourced for freelance work on Outbreak's official forums and voice communication platform. Due to this, he is very well respected within, and outside the organisation. Also offers coaching in decorum. Fees purely available upon request.

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[M1nt-l0u 1,235]

I'll add you to my Microsoft Outlook 2013 contact list. Thank you

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Do you say, "we was" in lieu of "we were"? If so, then we help people like you

shout out to stiqqy and twist

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Name: Christopher James "Jeremy Fedora" Lord
Age: 16 and two fifths.
Number of years experience: 16 and two fifths years of likely to be unfulfilled dreams.
Professional profile: An incredibly dedicated and professional individual. Having experienced multiple bans and punishments himself he is adept at recognising petty faults and short falls in the due process of punishment enacted by the lowest moderators and highest of admins. His mastery of ad hominem allows him to blindside any opposition. Willing to get his hands dirty for +rep
Specialism: Immigration Law
Motivation for applying: I'm so alone
Average fee requested: +2 rep flat fee extra charged for more convoluted requests
 

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Chris has been admitted to the Bar.

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Name: Lewis
Age: 19
Number of years experience: 4
Professional profile: The Louis Litt of Outbreak  I'll get the deal done, even if it means breaking a few rules - a few white lies won't hurt anyone - I've got a proven track record of successfully appealing bans that were "permanent" as a last request from the ex-owner (the Tweep case). In other words, I get stuff done and I'm cheaper than the rest. 
Specialism: Finding small exploits and transforming them into the turning point to win your case. I got member without playing a minute JB. 
Motivation for applying: Nothing gets me up quicker in the morning than hearing about a new Outbreak rule being made without my consent.
Average fee requested:  +1 Rep

 

 

Edited May 11, 2016 by Mintlou

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Lewis has been accepted to the Bar.

[Jamie 2,319]

Name: Jamie
Age: 22
Number of years experience: 4
Professional profile: Plenty of experience in the field. After being a professional HR consultant for 4 years straight, I am ready to take the next step. I feel that I am well suited for a place within your chambers. I have a certain method to my madness, giving me an edge going up against other individuals. I may not be the one to use big words, but I am the one to get the job done efficiently, winning battles left and right.
Specialism: Human Resources, rugging skidmarks (sic).
Motivation for applying: Wanting to take the next step and make a difference. I have had the pleasure of working with you in the past and will most certainly look forward to working with you in the future, given the chance.
Average fee requested: +reputation.

[Rory 509]

I was recently banned from the chat-box for false allegations regarding lewd content, I would like to request some legal council. 

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SonyTwan has been admitted to the Bar.

Jamie is currently undertaking his BPTC exams alongside his pupillage under Venga OC.

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Name: F20 Law Plc.
Age: 29
Number of years experience: F20 Law Plc. was founded in 1987.
Professional profile: Being one of the oldest members to grace this great community I feel I bring a lot of wisdom to fighting for you. I'm based in central London, in an area which has been associated with the legal profession since the Middle Ages. Our London office employs over 1 person and is widely renowned for the services we provide to business and individual clients.
F20 Law Plc. is a “full service” law firm, which means that we offer a complete range of legal services to our clients, whether private or commercial.
Specialism:  F20 Law Plc. provides advice and representation on bans, finance, personal injury claims, drugs, as well as commercial litigation and dispute resolution.

Motivation for applying: I feel I can bring fairness to OB, not just for that 1% Fat cat but for you! the little man! The Underdog!
Average fee requested: Internet plus points the form of rep.

 

Leadership. Creativity. Results.

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Dear representative of F20 Law Plc.,

I regret to inform you that we cannot admit companies, or individuals whose primary occupation is that of employment within a company. We solely admit private individuals who seek to be self-employed within the chamber context.

Kind regards,

Venga, on behalf of Vengi Square Chambers

[Four20 72]

Dear Vengi Square Chambers,

I should bring your attention to: (The Equality Act 2010) that legally protects people from discrimination in the workplace and in wider society. It replaced previous anti-discrimination laws with a single Act, making the law easier to understand and strengthening protection in some situations.

This applies to companies just as well as persons.

I ask you reconsider your withdrawal and accept my original application.

Kind regards, 

F20 Law Plc.

Leadership. Creativity. Results.

 

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Dear representative of F20 Law Plc.,

You are not eligible because you are not self-employed. Company status is not a protected characteristic.

Kind regards, 

Venga, on behalf of Vengi Square Chambers

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do you also accept ban request?