Funny bans

[Kartoffel 55]

Tonight we were talking about bans with HoneyMuffin. So I thought that people could tell about their funniest bans on this thread.

My funniest bans are on Mount and Blade: Warband, actually my only bans.

It was late at night and me and HoneyMuffin would go on random servers and basically troll. On one we just ran around kicking each others while spamming voice commands for needing help (wouldn't obviously do this on the OB servers because I actually care about it). But the funniest ban that I got was a permanent ban when HoneyMuffin kept team killing me and after each time he killed me he would accuse me for team killing him.

[Fluxy 1,660]

This Wasent my ban but it made me laugh so hard. Tiny was doing lr and some guy not doing lr kills him, he was so mad the next thing that pops up in chat was TinyTerror has banned player "xxxxxx" permanently reason "fucking"

Second hilarious ban was when this guy joined and played this horrible high pitched scream over his mic, Biggles banned him, then in ban length must have just mashed his keyboard, checked the ban list and worked out he had banned him for 98 years. Many lulz were had

[Shadow 0]

Back on Blaze, me and another admin managed to do this:

Perm banning twice, just because we can.

[Fluxy 1,660]

Phreak? Name rings a bell

[Shadow 0]

Phreak? Name rings a bell

He got banned from OB too, he used wall hacks. I forgot what he changed his name too now but I'll recognize it if I see it. I think it started with N.

I'll just add this too:

[image removed by admin, you never know the curiosity of some people! But yea phreak is a dick spamming hack advertisement everywhere]

[Jamie 2,319]

Never been banned from any game ever apart from 1 ban from RS when I was like 11, can't remember the reason.

But yea I'm just too nice. I'll post some sourcebans links though to fill the gap:

http://5.9.155.179/bans/index.php?p=ban ... vType=name

http://5.9.155.179/bans/index.php?p=ban ... vType=name

http://5.9.155.179/bans/index.php?p=ban ... pe=steamid (the second one in the list, typical eagle ban right there l0l)

And my personal favourite: http://5.9.155.179/bans/index.php?p=ban ... vType=name

[SGT.Olimar 0]

on voodoo some kid requested an admin to ban me because i was "voice racist", ah the many laughs I had

[Tiny 16]

"Disconnect; You have been permanently banned BECAUSE YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT MY FUCKING SISTER"

Dunno if this counts, but kicking Biggles with that message. ^

Phreak changed his name to Moonpie a while back.

[Shadow 0]

I got banned once on a random French Gungame server I joined. I played one map and owned everybody. Right before I reached final level, they banned me for hacking.

Also had like 2 mute bans on RS for foul language.

And on Blaze, I got banned for 10 minutes once for calling the Bahamut in Mako Reactor MXS's ( another admin ) mom.

[Fluxy 1,660]

Got permanently banned from a Gmod server for calling the admin a daft cunt after he accused me of ghosting

Got an ip ban from the RIOT forums l0l0l0l0l

[Wist 376]

Once saw eagle perm-ban someone because they said "Go on then, ban me!"

The reason was like 'your wish is my command' or something. Lulz were had

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

Most of my funniest bans would tarnish my good reputation on this fine server.

[Professor 0]

Never been banana'd.

Trolling is boring m'kay.

[Tiny 16]

I'm not surprised Professor, you're too nice.

Don't judge me -

But me and a friend both got banned from a Minecraft server for building a giant (Seriously, this thing hit the sky limit) swastika and wearing Hitler skins.

I was younger and immature then.

(Eagle and a few others played on the same server D:)

[Dave 2]

Got banned on MC server for calling the owner a stuck up twat and he should die in a hole.

Fun times.

Thats pretty much my only ban