The Unofficial OB Joke thread!

[Biggles 44]

Hey have you guys seen any new movies recently?

[Bogs 0]

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.

I just don't see the point in blind jokes.

[Shadow 0]

What do you say to the cops when they find you covered in blood holding a bloody axe?

"It was an axe-iddent"

BA DUN TS. God that was afwul.

[Hazed 29]

one day i was walking with ny girl friend she said: i dare you tell me something that will stop my heart. i said: YOU'RE BROTHER IS BEHIND US!!! o_o RUUUUUN!!!!

[Tiny 16]

@Fluxy

I read all of that, was pretty good. Would make for an interesting novel.

Hey have you guys seen any new movies recently?

Yah, i watched "Friday" with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker, it was wicked&bad.

[Biggles 44]

one day i was walking with ny girl friend she said: i dare you tell me something that will stop my heart. i said: YOU'RE BROTHER IS BEHIND US!!! o_o RUUUUUN!!!!

What? I don't get it? Was the brother an escaped convict or something?

[Hazed 29]

Dude read the Title of the Thread....

[Fluxy 1,660]

@ Tiny, impressed, not going to lie, when I got to the end there was a long silence and then I just burst out laughing for about 5 minutes straight

@Vodo......words can't describe the facepalm, I think Biggles can read, the concept of a joke thread is easy to understand, I dident get it ethier? Unless it was one of those redneck families where dating out of the family is a sin and she was cheating on her brother with somebody else...

[HoneyMuffin 0]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

[SGT.Olimar 0]

*knock, knock* "who's there?"

"it's the police, your family has died in a car accident"

[Biggles 44]

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[Tiny 16]

YOU WANNA HEAR A JOKE

ALL OF YOUR LIVES

LOL

[JDOG 0]

YOU WANNA HEAR A JOKE

ALL OF YOUR LIVES

LOL

Ha. Ha. Ha.

[*^7up^* 0]

this thread.

[M1nt-l0u 1,235]

Those reward cards are rubbish aren't they, I've got too many points on one of them and now I'm not allowed to drive...