The Unofficial OB Joke thread!

[Dave 2]

So there are three men in the desert, starving.

Then one man says "If your football team has a body part in it, that is what you get"

"So for instance, I get a liver because I support Liverpool"

The second man says "Well I get the chest as I support Manchester United"

Then the third man says "Well I support Arsenal, but I'm not hungry"

[Hazed 29]

knock knock who's there?

sex, sex who?

sex with me *BOOM*

[McLovin 4]

Read fluxy's story... the story was interesting but certainly not funny.

And the joke at the end was not funny either.

[Tiny 16]

I would've read the story just for the story, i quite liked it. Also, even i'm now convinced Vodo is a troll.

[M1nt-l0u 1,235]

knock knock who's there?

sex, sex who?

sex with me *BOOM*

Vodo, honestly, are you even competent?

You are like a spam bot on these forums, I think you need to be yourself on here and not just post random shite because at the moment, it looks like you are 'trying to hard' to be a part of this community.

We shall end that slight rant with a joke, keeping in with the times yah?

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She sticks it in the microwave.

[Raze 0]

How do you make a baby cry?

Violently fuck its arsehole with a cactus using only its own blood and tears as lubrication whilst stabbing it with an aids infected needle

[Fluxy 1,660]

How do you make a baby cry?

Violently fuck its arsehole with a cactus using only its own blood and tears as lubrication whilst stabbing it with an aids infected needle

[Tiny 16]

Raze, YER OVER THE FUCKING LINE

[TheCake 0]

Raz-e, YER OVER THE FUCKING LINE

oh lel you've never been to /b/

[Tiny 16]

I'm a /b/tard, i was just quoting the "yer a wizard Harry" video. ^^'

[Raze 0]

How do you make a baby float?

Take your foot of it's head

[Tiny 16]

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

you take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline l0l

[Fluxy 1,660]

whats the different between a dead baby and a rock?

you cant fuck a rock

[Hazed 29]

what is the different between a raiper and pornstar

the pornstar gets money for making videos lOl

Edited February 1, 2013 by Guest

[Tiny 16]

what is the different between a raiperand pornstar

the pornstar gets money for making videos lOl

There isn't one, they both enjoy thrusting themselves into you for a living.

HA!