Biggles 44 Posted January 28, 2013 Hey have you guys seen any new movies recently? Quote Share this post Link to post
Bogs 0 Posted January 28, 2013 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong. I just don't see the point in blind jokes. Quote Share this post Link to post
Shadow 0 Posted January 28, 2013 What do you say to the cops when they find you covered in blood holding a bloody axe? "It was an axe-iddent" BA DUN TS. God that was afwul. Quote Share this post Link to post
Hazed 29 Posted January 29, 2013 one day i was walking with ny girl friend she said: i dare you tell me something that will stop my heart. i said: YOU'RE BROTHER IS BEHIND US!!! o_o RUUUUUN!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post
Tiny 16 Posted January 29, 2013 @Fluxy I read all of that, was pretty good. Would make for an interesting novel. Hey have you guys seen any new movies recently? Yah, i watched "Friday" with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker, it was wicked&bad. Quote Share this post Link to post
Biggles 44 Posted January 29, 2013 one day i was walking with ny girl friend she said: i dare you tell me something that will stop my heart. i said: YOU'RE BROTHER IS BEHIND US!!! o_o RUUUUUN!!!! What? I don't get it? Was the brother an escaped convict or something? Quote Share this post Link to post
Hazed 29 Posted January 29, 2013 Dude read the Title of the Thread.... Quote Share this post Link to post
Fluxy 1,660 Posted January 29, 2013 @ Tiny, impressed, not going to lie, when I got to the end there was a long silence and then I just burst out laughing for about 5 minutes straight @Vodo......words can't describe the facepalm, I think Biggles can read, the concept of a joke thread is easy to understand, I dident get it ethier? Unless it was one of those redneck families where dating out of the family is a sin and she was cheating on her brother with somebody else... Quote Share this post Link to post
HoneyMuffin 0 Posted January 29, 2013 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Quote Share this post Link to post
SGT.Olimar 0 Posted January 29, 2013 *knock, knock* "who's there?" "it's the police, your family has died in a car accident" Quote Share this post Link to post
Biggles 44 Posted January 29, 2013 >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read >gets told by vodo to read Quote Share this post Link to post
Tiny 16 Posted January 29, 2013 YOU WANNA HEAR A JOKE ALL OF YOUR LIVES LOL Quote Share this post Link to post
JDOG 0 Posted January 29, 2013 YOU WANNA HEAR A JOKEALL OF YOUR LIVES LOL Ha. Ha. Ha. Quote Share this post Link to post
M1nt-l0u 1,235 Posted January 29, 2013 Those reward cards are rubbish aren't they, I've got too many points on one of them and now I'm not allowed to drive... Quote Share this post Link to post