Would you rather?

[Professor 0]

Have my mum walk in on me wanking. Pretty sure she wouldn't flip out too bad. Whereas I on the other would have to apply heavy mind bleach.

Have amazing physical skills and be a complete thicko or amazing mental skills and the body of an elderly man?

[Fluxy 1,660]

amazing physical skills, you would get laid so much more, #HeavyontheYOLO (credit goes to VENGA BUS for my new favourite saying)

would you rather play COD on the xbox using a dance mat or play CSS on the computer using a draw pad (a huge track pad bascily with a pen)

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

+999 to Prof for jumpstarting this after my 'little-bit-too-far' turned into a thread-killer... And I'd probably agree with you, Prof on your answer haha.

I also agree with Fluxy's bit too. If you are really that thick, you'll be oblivious to anything more, so getting laid = life completed lol.

I'd rather play CoD with the dance mat. Sure I could still get a lot of kills spamming commando + sprint. ;)

Would you rather work in a shit job now, for prospects in a few years time, or in a better but not really amazing job with far more limited prospects?

[Dave 2]

Shit jobs as you would still get money and more prospects sounds better to me.

MW3 or BLOPS 2?

[Fluxy 1,660]

BLOPS 2 all the way

Would you rather fight a duck the size of a horse or 100 duck sized horses?

[Dave 2]

100 duck sized horses. it would be so cute :D

Go in a coma for a week or break your leg

[FateMaker 0]

Coma.

Drink piss for a year. (only piss, no water) Or eat your own shit for a week.

[Adam B 0]

I'd eat my own shit for a week, as horrible as it sounds. It doesn't last as long.

Would you rather go without any type of sexual experiences (masturbating, sex and so on) for 5 years or lose a loved one?

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

Flaccid you have dumped another thread killer in here, goddamit. And your signature is just so smug. I'd probably have to lose the sexual experiences though. :'( My loved ones had better have a fucking orgy party planned at the end of those five years though...

Rather smoke cigarettes heavily for ten years of your life, or do heroin heavily for one?

[Fluxy 1,660]

Smoke, herion would fuck you up completely, get involved in bad people, long term jail sentences etc

Be unable to read or write?

[ThePopeHasAnXBox 0]

Definatly unable to write as i wouldnt know what i had written if i couldnt read.

Blind or deaf?

[Dave 2]

Hard one, just going to flip a coin and say blind. Films or tv programmes?

[GiNGL3 0]

Tv programms, you feel more complete,

wud u rather masturbate with a half empty chili sauce bottle or get a hand jobbi from Chump

[Skeff 289]

Chump all the way

Would you rather live the rest of your life with only half a head, or cut off your own hands

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

In answer Skeff: wtf? But probably without half a head. The brain is magical, and if I were a genius< could be the next Stephen Hawkings.