Would you rather?

[FateMaker 0]

My god that is just disgusting! Who in their right mind would answer that!? Ugh!

[Lewis 1,276]

^ what a useless post lol

Stay still and break it with my ass

Chinos or Jeans?

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

Jeans generally. Can never find chinos I like anymore after I ripped my old ones. :(

The most gourmet, splendidly cooked roste vagine on the planet, or the most disgusting, rancid, off piece of steak you can imagine.

(sorry in advance)

[Fluxy 1,660]

Vagine, all the way

Submit or Full editor?

[Professor 0]

Submit. yolo.

Would you rather have no bottom jaw or no fingers?

[FateMaker 0]

No fingers as i can get robotic claws, plus I can still chew my food and I wouldnt look like to much of a freak

Would you rather have your finger chooped off or your toe burnt off (doesnt matter which)

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

The most non-essential toe-possible. And when people on a foreign beach ask, I'll say it happened in a barfight.

Sunday roast* or [well-done] yum-cha?

*only added the 'well done' bit in for yum-cha, as Sunday roast is always done brilliantly

[Lewis 1,276]

Sunday Roast, If I'm honest I had no idea what Yum-Cha was, so I googled it and...

Sunday Roast takes it...

Have your finger cut of and thrown into the middle of the sea for 10 minutes (imagine all the salt water and the sharks would come for you

OR

Have four fingers cut off on land.

[FateMaker 0]

four fingers cut off on land because that way I would be less likely to die.

Would you rather be slapped in the face right now or at some random point in the future, and it would be a really super slap that might knock out a few teeth.

[Fluxy 1,660]

Right now, I dont want to live in constant fear for the rest of my life.

Bass or trebel?

[Professor 0]

Bass. If you cook it right then it tastes amazing with a bit of pepper and garnish.

Would you prefer to change the entire human races natural cycle and make it so everyone wakes up at the beginning of the night and is active throughout the night? Whilst having superb nightvision and excellent movement capabilities.

Or keep the natural cycle and give everyone the ability to double jump?

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

The night cycle. It would suit me better. Plus double-jump would result in too much IRL glitch abuse, like getting out of the map, jumping over fences to steal stuff etc. Plus night-vision would be pretty cool.

To be, or not to be?

[Fluxy 1,660]

Not to be, imagine being a non entity, you could fuck with so much physics stuff

Headphones or speakers?

[Professor 0]

Headphones. No-one likes what I listen to so blasting it out of speakers wouldn't give many smiley faces. Also headphones cram that music right into your face.

Deep fried haggis or a deep fried mars bar?

[Fluxy 1,660]

Haggis mate, all the way, Deep fried haggis pizza with Thai sweet chilli actually gives me a boner.

Sex or Jailbreak?