Would you rather?

[Lewis 1,276]

First one, as long as you don't have to do anything with the guy.

Would you rather go up into your dark attic alone with 3 hungry for human flesh giant bird eating spider, or a rabies infected rat?

[Nigel 0]

rabies infected rat, as i have had my rabies jab

so he can go at it all he wants :)

would you rather the code to helicopter on training camp or the code to laser on downview? :P

[Domnomnom 1]

I don't know what the code to laser is so erm, helicopter time.

Would you rather get chlamydia or herpes?

[tweep 3]

Chlamydia, it sounds prettier.

Would you rather twix and ketchup, or curry with a mars bar?

[MelonHead 0]

curry with a mars bar, seems less disgusting.

would you rather be blind for a day or not be able to walk for a day?

[Domnomnom 1]

If I couldn't walk, I could still wank yeah? Cus erm, carnival time.

Would you rather, find out you had been born a hermaphrodite or lose a testicle?

[Biggles 44]

Hermaphrodite, Atleast all is well down below

Would you rather a Sport or Muscle car?

[JDOG 0]

A good old fashioned American muscle car

Would you rather be without porn or CSS for a month?

[Bogs 0]

CSS

Would you rather

Sleep with 5 women from Nuts magazine but you couldn't tell anyone

or

Spend the night in with the 5 women from Nuts and watch a film, But you could tell anyone that you were in a room with 5 Nuts Models.

[McLovin 4]

Easy, sleep with them.

Who would want to choose bragging over having a good time.

Would you rather switch job each year so you wont be doing the same thing each year but get payed a normal payment.

Or

Would you rather stick to 1 job and get payed 1000 more each year.

[Fluxy 1,660]

Stick to one job

Would you rather be 2 feet taller or 2 feet shorter

[JDOG 0]

2 feet shorter-boob height

Would you rather have no electricity for 3 days

Or only eat pot noodle for a week?

[Domnomnom 1]

Nobody can hate on pot noodles. Yummm! :D

would you rather tread barefoot in dogshit or have a dog piss on your leg?

[I2EyeCu 0]

Dog piss on my leg.

Would you rather step on a lego or step in hot coal?

[Lewis 1,276]

wha-

is this a trick? step on lego :P

Would you rather fanta or sprite?