Would you rather?

[Tiny 16]

White room with black furniture, white as a wallpaper colour is supposed to reflect light and make the room seem bigger (or summat.)

Would you be a famous kickboxing champion or a famous boxing champion?

[McLovin 4]

Kickboxing all the way.

Would you rather be a ninja or an sumarai?

[Biggles 44]

Ninja, i have two costumes already

Coffee: white or black

[Lewis 1,276]

I've never drank coffee properly, but to avoid any racism remarks, black

BBQ or salt and vinegar Pringles?

[IP3NIX 0]

BBQ because I like spicy foods :D

Would you rather eat original or cheese flavour nachos?

[Nigel 0]

3 or 7?

[Lewis 1,276]

7, 7 dwarves baby!

Would you rather be subjected to Chinese water torture for 5 weeks or have your legs and arms stretched until near death

[Biggles 44]

Water torture, I'm sure it would be horrible but I'd get out unharmed in the end

Addicted to smoking for 40 years or alcohol for 10

[Foxxy 0]

I guess smoking since ive already on that path :/

Peanuts or Cashewnuts? (cant spell for shit i know)

[Domnomnom 1]

Cashewnuts cus you get them in chinese takeaways and you can't taste them much. Eew nuts :/

Run through town naked or get punched in the dick 5 times?

[Tiny 16]

Punched in the dick, if i was to run through town naked i'd keep tripping over ma' package, and that'd be far worse.

Have to relive your most embarassing moment, or live with the knowledge that another similarily embarassing moment will occur sometime soon.

[Lewis 1,276]

Relive it :)

Would you rather be shot 10 times in the foot or once in the chest (doesn't hit any organs)

[Tiny 16]

Chest, since if it doesn't hit any organs you've got a high chance of recovering safely i guess.

Whereas if you're shot 10 times in the foot, it's basically shredded and you won't be able to walk. (depends on the caliber of the bullet i guess.)

Would you rather have sexual intercourse with a blonde lady, or a brunette lady. However, the blonde lady is missing an arm and the brunette lady is missing a leg.

[Foxxy 0]

The blonde, she can use on arm and but having one leg off is more complicated

Parachute from a plane or bungie jump? (so bad spelling)

One leg means you get more room to manoeuvre...

Parachute from a plane.. I'd be too scared of having the rope catch around my neck...

Would you rather have the Queen lick yoghurt off your entire body with the whole country watching (and yes, that means your Willy too) or have a 8 hour plane journey where the only entertainment is Susan boyle getting penetrated by Louis Spence.

[Fin 0]

One leg means you get more room to manoeuvre...

Parachute from a plane.. I'd be too scared of having the rope catch around my neck...

Would you rather have the Queen lick yoghurt off your entire body with the whole country watching (and yes, that means your Willy too) or have a 8 hour plane journey where the only entertainment is Susan boyle getting penetrated by Louis Spence.

What goes on in my mind.