Would you rather?

[Biggles 44]

X-ray eyes, watch out girls!

would u rather work at a supermarket or Burger king?

X-rays don't just remove clothing, Enjoy seeing very faint bones as theres no lead underneath.

Super market, I imagine its more friendly and quieter

Would you rather a cold coca cola (From a pub) or a nice cold glass of lemonaid

[Domnomnom 1]

Cold glass of lemonade - coke always slightly disappoints.

Would you rather be a worm or a snail?

[barrythemorris 0]

Worm, i can eat dirt all day.

Would you rather chop off your own hand with a meat cleaver or die?

[Lewis 1,276]

Cut off my own hand, chances are high if you were clever enough to wash the meat cleaver and had doctors on hand you'd survive.

Would you rather give me legs a massage or my chest?

[barrythemorris 0]

Legs, I can tickle your feet while I'm doing it ^_^.

Would you rather watch your best friend get horribly slowly killed unable to help, or get slowly horribly killed by your best friend?

[Shadow 0]

Watch him die and make the killer my new best friend.

Would you rather commit mass genocide or be a victim in a mass genocide?

[Fin 0]

Commit... Then i'd be famous.

Would you rather drink a bottle of sperm or drink a bottle of peroid blood?

[barrythemorris 0]

Sperm, in some countries it's a delicacy.

Would you rather lose your dick or your eyesight?

[Lewis 1,276]

Tough one, dick most likely.

Would you rather have a major role in a small unknown film or a tiny role in a really popular blockbuster?

[barrythemorris 0]

Major role, I like the attention.

Would you rather have a simple farm job with no luxuries or a stressful business job with luxuries?

[Domnomnom 1]

Farm job, it could be quite theraputic :P

Would you rather get hit in the dick with a cricket ball travelling at 100mph or get raped up the arse by a horse?

[Lewis 1,276]

Hit in the dick by a cricket ball, it would hurt, but it doesn't hurt as much as getting hit in the balls, besides, i keep my innocence and look tough..

Would you rather be attacked in the african deserts by a nomadic male lion or three hyenas?

[Pandoric 0]

I'll take the three hyena's ,because hyena's are scavengers and are more likely to run away ;)

Would you rather eat a Kangaroo's penis

OR

Would you rather eat a human finger?

[Domnomnom 1]

Kangaroo's penis. At least it isn't canibalism.

Lose an arm or lose a leg?

[Lynet 0]

agian, the leg, need the arms for gaming!

Toyota or VW ?