haydo

I remember that sexy 1tap through smoke, hypest shit

Just be honest fluxy, Tell them the truth "Sometimes I cry after sex and sometimes I say I love you when I’m about to orgasm but that’s because I love anything and anyone when I’m on the verge of climaxing. I love famine and poverty and drug epidemics and wars and stuff. After I’ve finished, I’ll smile meekly at you and be like, “JK? Get out of my bed.” So other than the tears and “I love you” I think I’m a really special person and you’d be lucky to sleep with someone like me." Just copy and paste it mate

fluxy grafting for a shag, you just don't give up lmfao

oh cool

Jordan

I'm actually angry

ip check

TAKE NO CHANCES

your nans dead

Hey Jordan, been a while!

decent money printers would be good as well

you probably go to m&s and use self service you cunt

alright gang

The boots in my town is massive and so are the aisles so I can imagine you wiping shit out..

brum brum we're going on a magical journey

I actually got an F in GCSE then went on to do functional skills and passed.

I was one of the thick cunts in bottom set, I was terrible at Maths in school. Good read though, hearing more should be good

Whats the model of your laptop? It's different for each laptop is all.

The login works through steam. Our steam passwords wouldn't be saved on this server.

fuck you i like the snow

I read everything he writes twice. Once in Haydos scrub lord voice and then again in Biggles' fast speaking potato salad voice. They never make sense after that. at this moment i am euphoric

Technically I only got half a computer, if that makes you feel any better. I also technically only got half a computer, I chipped in half of the cash for it and my parents paid the other half

I got a new PC, some shoes and a gold zippo with my name on, as well as socks and dem lynx gift sets

I just had a new PC built as my christmas present and it blew up in my face. I envy you.

Mintlou.