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Professor

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  1. Professor

    Minigames map

    Please do a multigames map. They are so much better than bloody skill maps that do nothing but grasp a hold of my ass cheeks and squeeze me into a fit of fury and depopulate the server almost as much as when someone come snooping around to steal people for mixes. One trick pony maps like trains or pirate wars are all good fun with a bunch of people but everyone gets thoroughly bored of the same playstyle after the third or forth round. Multimaps have such potential to be so rich in both verity and different playstyles but many of the maps we currently have pathetically paw at this potential like a cat with a ball of brightly coloured wool by repeating the same game types as everybody else's maps already have. There's only so many times one can do a "Knife pit" whilst clinging on to some valid degree of original design. I'm not saying don't have those on the maps, by all means, keep them in. People enjoy them so why fix what isn't broke? I'd love to help if you need some testers or magic elves to come make presents or anything. Pre-emptive thanks if you deem your time worthy to make us any maps though. Much love. <3
  2. Happy birthday honey! Now 1v1 me you delicious scrub. <3
  3. I had a donor quebab once. I've never had the shits worst in my life. It was like Hiroshima viewed through the eyes of a man, mildly intoxicated by the effects of LSD whist wearing glasses smeared in blue tinged fecal matter. Shit was cray.
  4. I find the title of this thread misleading. There hasn't been a single camel noise yet. 2/10 would not click on again.
  5. So Venga, I hear you're looking to hire an assistant?
  6. 0:31:01 This guys voice is fucking incredible.
  7. We should make pizza a prize for winning events.
  8. I knew that shitter selfie would backfire on you one day gaffer.
  9. I'll trade you your dignity for the lot. <3
  10. Buy me a cherry ripe and mail it to me you cunt. I crave delicious Australian sweets once more. Professor hungers.
  11. Hahahahahahahaha. School.
  12. http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Left+handed+mice+under+%C2%A335
  13. Since joining OB. My daily intake of obligatory dog testicles has gone up 900%.
  14. It's easier to explain that way. To someone who has 0 knowledge of how our old empirical system worked such as a child or a Murican it's easier to relate it to other systems like the USA with many states within one country. Whereas the old empirical system had all the empires land under the same name but countries kept their internal independence. Hence why, when under British rule, countries weren't forced to have governmental change or drastic internal change. Just all their monies went to the crown.
  15. ^This. Gentle encouragement is OB's circlejerk.
  16. Professor

    Hipsters

    I thought it summed up the attitude towards vodo quite poetically.
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