Knock knock. Who's there? Knock!

[knock 0]

THIS THREAD ORIGINALLY HAD AROUND 1800 WORDS

Hello outbreak community!

Knock knock. Who's there?

I'm from Poland currently living in West Midlands, England

Hey knock, how old are you?

Meh, rude question

Hey knock, when is your birthday?

27th September

Hey knock, I'm interested in you! What's your relationship status?

Single.

Hey knock, what kind of music do you listen to?

I listen to a lot of different random shit.

Hey knock, what kind of films do you like?

Horror, comedy.

Hey knock, what's your favourite colour?

Bluey?!

Hey knock, do you have any pets?

I have a dog called Brock

Hey knock, what sport do you like?

Football, Basketball.

Hey knock, favourite football team?

Chelsea!

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Over the past month or so I have ATTEMPTED to learn a second language and I have failed miserably.

However I am working on my Polish!

I can speak a bit of Spanish.

Little French

And very little Russian.

I began PC gaming on a laptop around 6/7 years ago. I began with a game called Quakelive. A game which I have only recently stopped playing I did end up becoming somewhat one of the best players in the game, earning little money.

I started playing CS:GO a couple of months ago with 68 wins ( at time of posting this thread ) I'm ranked MG1.

Favourite csgo team?

No real favourite, but enjoy watching most teams. Virtus Pro, NiP etc...

Where the uk teams at?!

Hey knock, what's your favourite map?

Mirage.

Hey knock, what map do you dislike?

Nuke. Fuck me

Hey knock, what's your favourite role?

AWP

Hey knock, why do you suck as CSGO?

Well a least I don't swallow. DAM!

I have started playing a little bit of surf over the past day or two. I hated it first but I'm getting the hang of it.

Practising it so I don't get killed by a CT for being so bad xD

You guys make it look so easy!!

OMG FREEEE KILLEDDD ADMIN RESPAWNNN ME!

Edited October 11, 2015 by Guest

[Eraser 1,039]

Holy shit that's a long intro! Welcome to the forums :)

[|JessE | 0]

fuck me with this paragraphs.

[Guest]

Welcome kappa 123 to the forums! :grin1: :grin1:

[Popey456963 17]

Jesus, uh, hey there Knocks! Welcome to the forums.

That is one of the most detailed introductions I've ever seen, congratulations (hope you don't expect everybody to read it, I swear most of the people on these forums are illiterate).

I hope you have a great time here!

[Jamie 2,319]

I don't think I have ever not wanted to read an intro post this badly before.

Welcome nonetheless

[UnSeen 1,036]

Another intro which could use more detail, please tell us a bit more about yourse- ... oh.

Welcome to the forums xo

[Rachel 385]

Welcome knock, my brain started to hurt halfway through reading this...

But anyways enjoy your stay in Outbreak :D

[System 32 2]

Hello Knock. Welcome to The Fourms.

[Revilia 6]

hello knock welcom to the forums

[Aaron 137]

Hello Knock, welcome to the forums I hope you enjoy your stay in the OB community! :D

[Dave 2]

Actually a very good intro, welcome!

[knock 0]

"Illeterate"

I love it.