Fluxy 1,660 Posted March 25, 2013 At sometime past midnight I realised that not only had I gone to bed without dinner but I was also fucking starving. To solve this problem I decided to go into the kitchen as quietly as I could proceed to make myself a sandwich, I had to be ultra stealthy because it was closer to 1 and a school night and my dad would have killed me if he found me up. Anyway the sandwhich I made was not just any sandwhich...No. This was a dinner replacement sandwhich and it had to be epic. And by god it was, so good in fact I had to share it ingredients - 3 pieces of white bread -butter -mayonnaise -Cheddar and Gruyere cheese - Parma ham - salami -chorizo pretty much the contents of my fridge Quote Share this post Link to post
Daffy Duck 155 Posted March 25, 2013 idk what's better you or the sandwich Quote Share this post Link to post
Jak 1,381 Posted March 25, 2013 *sandwich And would rate a 6/10 overall, points deducted for bread, quality of build and photography Quote Share this post Link to post
Jake <3 0 Posted March 25, 2013 http://www.reddit.com/r/eatsandwiches http://www.reddit.com/r/foodporn Quote Share this post Link to post
McLovin 4 Posted March 25, 2013 I see a face that could be used for many many laughs on sprays. Also, that sandwich is not even toasted and you are missing out on ingredients. Could of added some vegetables and spices. It also seems that you used force to make the bread stick together. Overall a lousy creation, lacks ingredients, style and the display is horrible. I give it a 2 out of 10. Quote Share this post Link to post
JohnDoe 0 Posted March 25, 2013 Terrible, just awful, but this little beauty that holds the sandwich makes it up, so 1/10. Try taking mayonese (how do you tiep it?:<), add a little sweet mustard, mix it, apply on sandwich, take a leaf of vegetable, I prefer green. Then take a slice of ham and you're done. You can make it 10x better eggs :3 >Future Cook No, not a future cook, but damn det sandwich, mmmmmmmhmm seksi it is. Quote Share this post Link to post
Tiny 16 Posted March 25, 2013 Right, fucking story time >be in work >be so fucking hungry that stomach sounds like a thunder storm I can't be bothered to continue like that, so anyway I was like "GODDAYUM I NEED ME SOME FOODS RIGHT NOW" Nothing open. Wandered downstairs to canteen. Lo and behold, canteen lady calls me over to the deli and says, "Hey, we've just opened the sandwich bar if you're hungry". Order sandwich with one of EVERYTHING. Sandwich lady takes off her sunglasses. *mother of god* End up with sandwich containing fresh butchers ham, red leicester and mozzarella(?), sweetcorn, red onion, cucumber, sweetcorn, lettuce, some chicken and bacon. Safe to say it was the most expensive and delicious sandwich i have ever eaten in my entire life. I'll order one in a sec and include pix. Quote Share this post Link to post
Proxima 1 Posted March 25, 2013 combination butter - mayonaise looks weird to me. Apart from that, toast the bread :D (But I have to admit, it sounds pretty good) Quote Share this post Link to post
Fluxy 1,660 Posted March 25, 2013 Right....who fucked my sandwich thread.... ALSO 1. I hate vegetables of all sorts...no green stuff is welcome in a sandwich of fluxys 2. it was 1 in the morning...I wasent going to boot up the fucking toasty machine 3. The bread was falling apart and I had to compress it to make it stick together 4. Taste isent measured with the eye fuckers it tasted the cunt. (cunt=amazing) Quote Share this post Link to post
Biggles 44 Posted March 25, 2013 Why is there a bottle of imperial vodka on your desk you cheap faggot Quote Share this post Link to post
Fluxy 1,660 Posted March 25, 2013 Its Glens, its like the Scottish equivalent. 10 quid for a litter, fucking deal mate. 25% vodka 75% anti freeze Quote Share this post Link to post
Jak 1,381 Posted March 25, 2013 10 quid for a litter a litter litter litter litter Quote Share this post Link to post
McLovin 4 Posted March 25, 2013 Do not worry Fluxxy got an A in English. It is the new spelling, I am sure of it. Also son it is never to late or to early to toast your bread. And man up vegetables are good for you. Quote Share this post Link to post