Dave 2 Posted January 29, 2013 So there are three men in the desert, starving. Then one man says "If your football team has a body part in it, that is what you get" "So for instance, I get a liver because I support Liverpool" The second man says "Well I get the chest as I support Manchester United" Then the third man says "Well I support Arsenal, but I'm not hungry" Quote Share this post Link to post
Hazed 29 Posted January 30, 2013 knock knock who's there? sex, sex who? sex with me *BOOM* Quote Share this post Link to post
McLovin 4 Posted January 30, 2013 Read fluxy's story... the story was interesting but certainly not funny. And the joke at the end was not funny either. Quote Share this post Link to post
Tiny 16 Posted January 30, 2013 I would've read the story just for the story, i quite liked it. Also, even i'm now convinced Vodo is a troll. Quote Share this post Link to post
M1nt-l0u 1,235 Posted January 30, 2013 knock knock who's there?sex, sex who? sex with me *BOOM* Vodo, honestly, are you even competent? You are like a spam bot on these forums, I think you need to be yourself on here and not just post random shite because at the moment, it looks like you are 'trying to hard' to be a part of this community. We shall end that slight rant with a joke, keeping in with the times yah? What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She sticks it in the microwave. Quote Share this post Link to post
Raze 0 Posted January 30, 2013 How do you make a baby cry? Violently fuck its arsehole with a cactus using only its own blood and tears as lubrication whilst stabbing it with an aids infected needle Quote Share this post Link to post
Fluxy 1,660 Posted January 30, 2013 How do you make a baby cry?Violently fuck its arsehole with a cactus using only its own blood and tears as lubrication whilst stabbing it with an aids infected needle Quote Share this post Link to post
TheCake 0 Posted January 31, 2013 Raz-e, YER OVER THE FUCKING LINE oh lel you've never been to /b/ Quote Share this post Link to post
Tiny 16 Posted January 31, 2013 I'm a /b/tard, i was just quoting the "yer a wizard Harry" video. ^^' Quote Share this post Link to post
Raze 0 Posted January 31, 2013 How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of it's head Quote Share this post Link to post
Tiny 16 Posted January 31, 2013 Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline l0l Quote Share this post Link to post
Fluxy 1,660 Posted February 1, 2013 whats the different between a dead baby and a rock? you cant fuck a rock Quote Share this post Link to post
Hazed 29 Posted February 1, 2013 (edited) what is the different between a raiper and pornstar the pornstar gets money for making videos lOl Edited February 1, 2013 by Guest Quote Share this post Link to post
Tiny 16 Posted February 1, 2013 what is the different between a raiperand pornstarthe pornstar gets money for making videos lOl There isn't one, they both enjoy thrusting themselves into you for a living. HA! Quote Share this post Link to post