I felt the need to introduce myself, for some reason

[Adam B 0]

¡Hola OB!

Name's Adam, 16 years old from Sweden and attending my first year of college. My everyday life is about as boring as everyone else's, I pretty much come home from school, masturbate, sleep, do my homework and go online. I have a part-time job at my local supermarket, and with the free time that I have I like to go to the gym or, as earlier mentioned, masturbate. I've played a bunch of games during my time, started off by playing Space Invaders during my early years, but then decided to move up to Doom 2 and now there's Counter Strike (but there's been a lot of games in between, of course).

I've been playing with you guys for quite some time on an account a friend borrowed me, but once he decided to sell it, I decided to get the game myself! Made my account sometime in October and started playing on your glorious servers, but then there was a conundrum, what name shall I pick? After thinking long and hard I decided to go with the name Gigantic Erection but for some reason my personality changes every once in a while and I needed a name that was a bit more appropriate, for when that change occurs. At that moment my alter ego was born, Flaccid Penis, and I know for a fact that McLovin is quite fond if this name.

kthxbai

[HoneyMuffin 0]

I've seen you around, you're annoying on Surf ( Meaning you're better than me ) and seem nice, I like your name to lol, I hope you're allowed to keep it even when you're a Member :)

Welcome anyway :)

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

Hey Erection, I love the clash between your formal, well-presented style of English, and your name. It's brilliant. Also, top quote: "have I like to go to the gym or, as earlier mentioned, masturbate." Such honesty is brilliant.

[McLovin 4]

Seriously you should change the name... The last thing I would want to see is members with the name Penis. Really bad way to represent the community.

[Adam B 0]

Seriously you should change the name... The last thing I would want to see is members with the name Penis. Really bad way to represent the community.

I really didn't mean to offend anyone, and I am by no means saying it in a vulgar fashion. I simply thought it was a tad amusing and it sure made people laugh on the servers when they got killed by someone with such a name. Although, if it is a must for me to continue playing on your servers, I'll do it. All I'm saying is, try to see the humor in it, if not, simply give me a day or two to think of another name.

I'd also like to thank HoneyMuffin and VENGA BUS for the friendly replies, I'll see you guys on the servers!

kthxbai

Edited January 14, 2013 by Guest

[GiNGL3 0]

That tone of english is hard to agree on, hello btw.

kthnxbye

[mitch 457]

I preferred 'Gigantic Erection' for obvious reasons.

[Biggles 44]

The worst thing about your name is that its spelt wrong

[Adam B 0]

The worst thing about your name is that its spelt wrong

How is it spelt wrong, if I may ask?

Edited January 14, 2013 by Guest

[Fluxy 1,660]

wassup holmes?

[Hazed 29]

hey there welcome

[ThorbenBAMF 18]

The worst thing about your name is that its spelt wrong

How is it spelt wrong, if I may ask?

I wanna know as well Biggles.

And hey Penis welcome to the forums.

[VENGA BUS 2,027]

It isn't spelt wrong. I think Biggles, like me, assumed that 'flaccid' only has one 'c'. I had to look it up to get that it was spelt the correct way lol.

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[Tiny 16]

I did wonder why Biggles wrote that, but didn't want to get involved in case i was wrong and looked stupid.

[McLovin 4]

The moment when people feel stupid for not being able to spell a word fine. And you dont even know the meaning of the word.