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Twiixtor

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  1. I have nothing against vegans. I'm not a vegan. I love my chicken. But I feel like having a vegan GF would be annoying af.

     

     

    what would i know about it anyway never had a gf feelsbadman


  2. Valve: Oh yes let's just give attention to the special needs weapons which barely anybody uses, fuck them up even more so that they will be dumped in the shitty corner of the game and not used by anyone ever again and not do a single thing about the broken pistols, M4 headshots and everything else that actually needs attention in this game. This way we shall become the biggest meme of game developing history!!!! MUWAHHWHAHWHAHWH DHAWDHAWHDH AWHDH AE tgbunikjredzknjuihl ydtghjiklu;ydrte5ghnijuklm; .o5reg jdipuhom8lk;n7j huipo8mt59e7g4dhiupm8o97gnm tg5bVF)(_I*P{OKLEWOKLA<:J{()T*PIVOKLFG<J:IOPKLUWA E"?:{LP:{?L:{?LP{:L?P

    *cough*

    Good update valve! Plz nerf M249 next and give it an acog sight for those long range 1 taps to eliminate spraying with it :)


  3. Go here if you want the full update log: http://blog.counter-strike.net/index.php/category/updates/

    The thing I am most excited about:

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    BRUH YES. I am such a Butterfly Master Race kinda guy and seeing the fucking Butterfly Tiger Tooth made me wet as fuck. In my opinion they should have added those knife skins a long long long time ago but hey they here now and I am hyped as fuck! Also sad because I just cashed out my inventory ._. pls donate me money

    Also yeah Spectrum Case whatever all skins look like shit in my opinion but THEM KNIVES DOE :O

    New map CANALS also looks meh and gives me a whopping 50 fps average. Nice!

     

    What are your guys's opinions about the new KNIVES... i mean update in general?


  4. On 3/3/2017 at 13:50, Revan The Dragon said:

    Well, broken was the wrong word to use for sure, but what I mean is that her abilities feel kinda unbalanced. Sure her gun is fine and whatever, but the fact that she has a mini Zarya ult as an ability (which is bugged as well in some locations) is kinda weird. Her ultimate also seems like it might be a bit.... y'know, silly. Mercy damage up plus Orisa's ult.... Bastion one hit kills incoming lmao
    That's probably an overstatement but I'd presume it would likely be quite powerful and abused easily

    That's why she's in the PTR and not in the full game yet. This is not Valve where they don't let you test their shit and give you a pocket AWP out of fucking nowhere. Blizzard tests the hero in PTR so that when it comes out it won't be broken.


  5. Lol it's pretty insane what is happening with CSGO atm. Couldn't start the game with my friend yesterday and you were unable to kick the bots either. Whenever we would make a new lobby these little shits would just pile in like 20 seconds after and spam the chat saying stuff like "Valve doesn't care about VAC, let's not play CSGO for one day to show valve we care" etc

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  6. 605f83149e6142eab7213bcddbef166d.jpeg

    Make this little fucker direct you to the server's GT page and maybe create a separate button beside it through which you can join the server and not have to go through accidentally joining the server when all you wanted to do is see how many shitkids are on to judge the approximate level of aids and ultimately decide whether you want to join or not. (i did it twice just by trying to screenshot the damn thing)

    Below you shall find a professional graphical representation of what I have envisioned in my head as a much better alternative

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    Thanks.


  7. As some of you may know, LYNE is a cool puzzle game which has letter achievements and you can use a steam showcase to make dank cool writing with it such as "FAG" or "CUNT".

    Well it takes for fucking ever to get all achievements. It's more for fun not for achievements.

    I just found this: http://store.steampowered.com/bundle/2123/ All 3 games for €2,67 and it's actually not as boring as it may look.

    Zup! = Completed, 100% achievements in 15 minutes

    Zup! 2 = Completed, 100% achievements in 28 minutes

    Zup! 3 = Uncomplete, 57% achievements in 30 minutes

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    ez


  8. Not able to sit down. It's actually unhealthy for you to sit for long periods of time so that would be beneficial and I would imagine sleeping standing up would be a no no.

    Would you rather not be a part of OB anymore or not have a mobile phone?

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