Professor

He's got my +1. Love dis boy.

69. I already have the bundle so I don't require it. But I still wanna be part of it. <3

Bogs dosen't own a single fedora. I refuse to be lead by anyone who does not adorn the mighty hat of power. All glory to the fedorian republic.

Smoke meth, hail satan, play cs:s.

You've not heard rap until you've heard .

tfw Landshark has kids. Those poor poor children. EDIT: Typo.

Your achievements are all for naut. Counterstrike isn't even about terrorists making bomb threats or kidnapping people. It's about a small group of Enlightened deserters on a spiritual quest to find immortality.

Neither. Just spray and pray. Aiming is for scrubs.

Hahaha, Gumz this is so good. "Hold on, banning someone." "Oh, I'll hold on all right. I'll hold on to THIS JIHAD AHLLAHALALALLALA" *Bang* I laughed so hard I broke my chair.

The highest number on my score sheet is normally my ping or my deaths. But to be fair, what's a more impressive task. Killing someone or coming back from the dead?

Dis is mine. Got a whole bunch of backgrounds that cycle every few minutes or so. This one is a random one. :3

I got a kill once. Best year I've ever had.

I still have two extra copies of this for some reason too. So I might do the same and randomise a winrar from bloodys list minus his winner.

Build your own. Two sponges, two rubber gloves and a cup. Fuck-in-a-cup.

I've only seen McLovins face once. So whenever the way he looks is discussed I automatically think he looks like his Steam profile picture and get confused. I.e I thought McLovin was sexy.

I'd always feel bad for only paying 50p, a button and some pocket fluff for awesome games and charity though. I always try to go for the medium price range. Add a little bit of money and get some extra stuff. Karma and neat games. The day is save.

Delete all the servers. Become a runescape clan. Move everyone onto MW2 for Xbox 360. Professor: 1 Microsoft: 7

I think I've got a video of a couple walking through a park when they get jumped. The girl gets punched and the guy flips out and put everyone else on the floor. That and the final fight scene of Taken. Oh that glorious satisfaction. I'll look for that first video though. Some nice meaty punches.

This + Oculus + Any open world RPG = A generation of record breaking marathon runners. Unless fast travel.

I got a scroll bar this summer. Now I have no money. *Cries softly*

Hey guys. I'd just like to apologize for not being on for the last three weeks or so now. My absence is due to myself not having much free time just at the moment. I'm holding down two jobs and doing uni work at the same time. I'll hopefully sort my time out a little better so I can have time during peak time to drop in to the servers and play much more often than I have been recently. I miss you guys, but I've gotta keep these jobs and obviously uni work takes priority. Also with the courses I'm on the work is unpredictable in it's amount so is very difficult to schedule it efficiently which is a pain in the ass. I hope to be back soon. I'll let y'all know if anything changes. Also if we ever get hats again I'll be on so fast. Professor needs his space helmet bad. Til' then, have fun and just because I'm not on the servers doesn't mean I've vanished. Be free to send me virtual love over chat. See y'all soon babes. <3

I've had the same watch for eight years. The face is smashed and It's saved my hand from being cut off by a band-saw. It's never needed a new battery and I've repaired the pins for the straps twice. I shall keep it until it is a relic of the lost age of digital and then give it to my children. I've never not had a watch, that's probably the reason my phone's not been smashed yet. The fact that I'm not taking it out every five minutes to check the time probably prevents it from being smished.

Just realized I still have Terraria. Would anyone be up for having a game of that later? <3

I hope you enjoy snapchats of random hungover boys. -#Allthehomo