VENGA BUS 2,027 Posted March 22, 2013 i treat 'em classy buy em a bottel ov californier roseh an mix it wiv frosti jaks an shag 'em in me vauxhall corsa. <3 had it up to here with you Biggles. Back off or I'm calling my boss Spooky in to sort you out. Quote Share this post Link to post
Incognito 0 Posted March 22, 2013 I Will answer any questions given :))) Quote Share this post Link to post
Bigtoe[AP2S1] 0 Posted March 24, 2013 1. Where were you 3 hours ago? 2. Who are you in love with? 3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? 4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? 5. When is the last time you went to the mall? 6. Are you wearing socks right now? 7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? 8. When was the last time you drove out of town? 9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? 10. Are you hot? 11. What was the last thing you had to drink? 12. What are you wearing right now? 13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? 14. Last food that you ate? 15. Where were you last week at this time? 16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? 17. When is the last time you ran? 18. What's the last sporting event you watched? 19. What is your favorite animal? 20. Your dream vacation? 21. Last person's house you were in? 22. Worst injury you've ever had? 23. Have you been in love? 24. Do you miss anyone right now? 25. Last play you saw? 26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? 27. What are your plans for tonight? 28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment? 29. Next trip you are going to take? 30. Ever go to camp? 31. Were you an honor roll student in school? 32. What do you want to know about the future? 33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? 34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit? 35. Where is your best friend? 36. How is your best friend? 37. Do you have a tan? 38. What are you listening to right now? 39. Do you collect anything? 40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know? 41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over? 42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? 43. What does your last text message say? 44. Do you like hot sauce? 45. Last time you took a shower? 46. Do you need to do laundry? 47. What is your heritage? 48. Are you someone's best friend? 49. Are you rich? 50. What were you doing at 12AM last night? What is your shoe size? What color are your socks? How high can you jump? Who is the last person you called? What time did you go to bed last night? What is your favorite color? What is your favorite number? Will you ever go sky diving? Did you ever take a hot air balloon ride? Did you play any sports in high school? Will you, or did you, go to your 10 year high school reunion? Do you wash your hair or body first when you shower? Do you floss every day? Have you ever gone camping? Can you light a fire with two sticks? Have you ever been in Girl Scouts or Boy Scouts? Which chores do you like the most? Which chores do you like the least? What three possessions could you could not live without? If you could invite any three people to dinner, who would it be? Who would you love to meet? What is your great grandfather's name? When was the last time you called your mother? How many kids do you want? What's your father's middle name? What was your first pet's name? What type of animal was your first pet? Are your grandparents still living? How old are your parents? What is the last movie you watched in a movie theater? What is your favorite reality show? Can you sing? Who is your favorite singer? Do you enjoy comedy? Have you ever been to a comedy club? Have you ever been to an opera? What the worst performance you ever saw? What kind of movie do you like to see? What is the first movie you ever watched? How much television do you watch a week? Are you allergic to any food? When was the last time you took a vacation? Have you ever left the country? If you could go anywhere, where would you go? How many vacations have you gone on? What was your best vacation? Do you prefer to travel alone, with your family or friends? What was your longest vacation? Have you taken a cruise? Have you ever driven cross-country? How many crackers can you eat in a minute? What did you have for lunch yesterday? What is your least favorite food? What is your favorite Girl Scout cookie? What is your favorite dessert? What is your favorite restaurant? What is in your refrigerator right now? What is your favorite kind of ice cream? 1.would you rather smell a sharpie or germ-x 2. pens or pencils? 3. will you go out of your way to step on a crunchy leaf? 4.what's your favorite day of the week? 5. Is this a quiz or a test? 6. dvd or blueray? 7. are you right handed or left handed? 8. mac or pc? 9.What do you think dead ladybugs smell like? 10.How do you annoy lady gaga? (correct answer: poker face) 11. butter or margarine? 12. If a quiz is quizzicle, what is a test? 13. Did you laugh at nunmber 12, or don't you get it? 14.When is your birthday? 15. Where's the beef? 16. will you marry me? 17. what's you favorite color? 18. Who moved my cheese? 19. Do your eyelids twitch as you fall asleep? 20. Hows the wife and kids? 21. Would you lick a public toilet seat for a million dollars? 22. Do I know you from somewhere? 23. Can I get your number? 24. Do you say grace before meals? 25. Are you afraid of getting h1n1? 26. Do you twitter regularly? 27. What time do you ususally go to bed? 28. Do you floss? 29. dogs or cats? 30. Would you go back in time if you could? 31. Have you ever sleepwalked? 32. Do you believe in ghosts? 33. What do you want for your next birthday? 34. Do you have the time? 35. Kethcup or mustard? 36. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? 37. Are you tired right now? 38. Can you put your foot behind your head? 39. Can you speak another language? 40. Do you wear glasses? 41. Do you have any illnesses right now? 42. Can you sing the alphabet backwards? 43. Can you name all the elements of the periodic table? 44. Can you name all the presidents? 45. Are you a boy or a girl? 46. Have you ever done drugs? 47. Poptarts or toaster strudel? 48. Can you sleep with light son? 49. Do you ever have recurring dreams?/ 50. Can you do a backflip? 51. Where did you grow up? 52. Are you related to any famous people that you know of? 53. what came first, chicken or egg? 54. Can you roll your toungue? 55. Do you ever want to have kids? 56.Have you ever owned a cat? 57. Have you ever had head lice? 58. What's your middle name? 59. To you like to text? 60. Do you have any warts? 61. Have youy ever had suhi? 62. Would you eat a bug for 100 dollars? 63. Can you walk on your hands? 64. Are you a morning person? 65. When are you happiest? 66. Are you a vegitarian? 67. Do you drink diet pop? 68. When was the last time you smiled? 69. Have you ever had braces? 70. How many doors are in your house? 71. Can you burp at will? 72. Can you play an insrument? 73. would you ever be a teacher? 74. What would you name a pet turtle? 75. Do you pee in the shower? 76. Do you pee in the pool? 77. What's your lucky number? 78. do you believe in friday the 13th superstitions? 79. Are you good at math? 80. Do you have good eyesight? 81. Are you addicted to anything? 82. Do you drink coffee? 83. When wa the last time you talked to a child? 84. Can you wink both eyes? 85. Have you ever had surgery? 86. What do you fear most? 87. Can you type fast? 88. Can you sing well? 89. Do you ever watch Jepardy? 90. Can you spell well? 91. When do you shower? 92. How often do you poop? 93. Have you ever been on tv? 94. Have you ever spent the night in a hospital? 95. Do you do your own laundry? 96. Do you ever straughten your hair? 97. Do you know the capitals of all the states? 98. Can you hear well? 99. Have you ever prank called anyone? 100. Are you satisfied with the length of this quiz? glhf Quote Share this post Link to post
Incognito 0 Posted March 24, 2013 Where were you 3 hours ago? At my computer 2. Who are you in love with? Girl wise? None really 3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? Who hasnt (yes) 4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? No 5. When is the last time you went to the mall? Hmm about 2 weeks ago 6. Are you wearing socks right now? Yes 7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? No 8. When was the last time you drove out of town? No car 9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? No 10. Are you hot? Sure 11. What was the last thing you had to drink? Coca Cola 12. What are you wearing right now? Tshirt and jeans? 13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? I DONT HAVE A CAR 14. Last food that you ate? Bacon Bun 15. Where were you last week at this time? Computer 16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? No 17. When is the last time you ran? Like 2 days ago? 18. What's the last sporting event you watched? ESPORTS LELELELE 19. What is your favorite animal? Llama 20. Your dream vacation? Not sure 21. Last person's house you were in? A friend, called Dave 22. Worst injury you've ever had? Ermm, i broke my arm in 3 places? 23. Have you been in love? Ofc, i love my mummy 24. Do you miss anyone right now? No 25. Last play you saw? A pantamine? about 3 years ago 26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? My Hankerchief 27. What are your plans for tonight? Its 11 already 28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment? Dont use it 29. Next trip you are going to take? 'MURICA 30. Ever go to camp? No 31. Were you an honor roll student in school? No 32. What do you want to know about the future? When can i fly around with a mother fucking jetpack 33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? Lynx deodrant? 34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit? No 35. Where is your best friend? About 11 miles away 36. How is your best friend? Fine thanks for asking, i'm good too you ignorant asshole 37. Do you have a tan? No 38. What are you listening to right now? Eminem - Mocking bird 39. Do you collect anything? No 40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know? WHY IS THIS RELEVANT 41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over? I DONT HAVE A CAR 42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? WHO HASNT 43. What does your last text message say? "Meet me at reception at 11 tomorrow" 44. Do you like hot sauce? Sure 45. Last time you took a shower? 20mins ago 46. Do you need to do laundry? No 47. What is your heritage? Black 48. Are you someone's best friend? Yes 49. Are you rich? No 50. What were you doing at 12AM last night? Computer What is your shoe size? 8 What color are your socks? Black How high can you jump? Dont know 1 meter + :D Who is the last person you called? Dad What time did you go to bed last night? 3 What is your favorite color? Blue What is your favorite number? 7 Will you ever go sky diving? No Did you ever take a hot air balloon ride? No Did you play any sports in high school? Some Will you, or did you, go to your 10 year high school reunion? No Do you wash your hair or body first when you shower? Hair Do you floss every day? No Have you ever gone camping? Yes Can you light a fire with two sticks? No Have you ever been in Girl Scouts or Boy Scouts? Yes Which chores do you like the most? Dont do any Which chores do you like the least? ^ What three possessions could you could not live without? Computer, internet, electric? If you could invite any three people to dinner, who would it be? For dinner? If it was girls; Taylor swift, Emma Stone, Emma Watson. If boys, David Tennant, Johnny Depp and The guy who plays sherlock from Elementary Who would you love to meet? Your mother. What is your great grandfather's name? Ray When was the last time you called your mother? Yesterday i think How many kids do you want? 0 What's your father's middle name? Matthew What was your first pet's name? Levi What type of animal was your first pet? Dog Are your grandparents still living? No How old are your parents? 44 + 43 What is the last movie you watched in a movie theater? The hobbit What is your favorite reality show? HIMYM Can you sing? No Who is your favorite singer? - Do you enjoy comedy? sure Have you ever been to a comedy club? No Have you ever been to an opera? No What the worst performance you ever saw? Your mother in beg lelelele What kind of movie do you like to see? What tickles my fancy What is the first movie you ever watched? Pokemon Some 1st gen shit How much television do you watch a week? about 5 hours Are you allergic to any food? No When was the last time you took a vacation? 1 year ago Have you ever left the country? Yes If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Australia How many vacations have you gone on? Alot What was your best vacation?'MURICA Do you prefer to travel alone, with your family or friends? Only gone with family, but i'm going soon with a few friends, will feedback then What was your longest vacation?1 month Have you taken a cruise? No Have you ever driven cross-country? No How many crackers can you eat in a minute? Who the fuck knows this What did you have for lunch yesterday? Rustlers Burger What is your least favorite food? Scrambled egg What is your favorite Girl Scout cookie? No What is your favorite dessert? Chessecake What is your favorite restaurant? The Cheesecake Factory What is in your refrigerator right now? Food What is your favorite kind of ice cream? Caramel 1.would you rather smell a sharpie or germ-x Sharpie 2. pens or pencils? Pens 3. will you go out of your way to step on a crunchy leaf? WHO DOESNT 4.what's your favorite day of the week? Wednesday 5. Is this a quiz or a test? Quiz 6. dvd or blueray? Blueray 7. are you right handed or left handed? Left 8. mac or pc? PC 9.What do you think dead ladybugs smell like? Cancer 10.How do you annoy lady gaga? (correct answer: poker face) Poker face 11. butter or margarine? Butter 12. If a quiz is quizzicle, what is a test? A testicle (not funny) 13. Did you laugh at nunmber 12, or don't you get it? I got it, but it was dire 14.When is your birthday? 10/11/1995 15. Where's the beef? Idk 16. will you marry me? Sure 17. what's you favorite color? BLUE 18. Who moved my cheese? IDK 19. Do your eyelids twitch as you fall asleep? No 20. Hows the wife and kids? No 21. Would you lick a public toilet seat for a million dollars? Ofc? 22. Do I know you from somewhere? No 23. Can I get your number? 0793483665 24. Do you say grace before meals? No 25. Are you afraid of getting h1n1? Dont get it 26. Do you twitter regularly? No 27. What time do you ususally go to bed? 2 28. Do you floss? No 29. dogs or cats? Dogs 30. Would you go back in time if you could? Yes 31. Have you ever sleepwalked? No 32. Do you believe in ghosts? No 33. What do you want for your next birthday? PC 34. Do you have the time? 11:17 35. Kethcup or mustard? Ketchup 36. Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings? HP 37. Are you tired right now? No 38. Can you put your foot behind your head? No 39. Can you speak another language? No 40. Do you wear glasses? no 41. Do you have any illnesses right now? no 42. Can you sing the alphabet backwards? yes 43. Can you name all the elements of the periodic table? No 44. Can you name all the presidents? No 45. Are you a boy or a girl? Boy 46. Have you ever done drugs? No 47. Poptarts or toaster strudel? Havnt had either 48. Can you sleep with light son? No 49. Do you ever have recurring dreams? No 50. Can you do a backflip? Yes 51. Where did you grow up? Lincolnshire 52. Are you related to any famous people that you know of? No 53. what came first, chicken or egg? No 54. Can you roll your toungue? Yes 55. Do you ever want to have kids? No 56.Have you ever owned a cat? No 57. Have you ever had head lice? No 58. What's your middle name? Liam 59. To you like to text? What? To? 60. Do you have any warts? No 61. Have youy ever had suhi? SURE W/E SUHI IS 62. Would you eat a bug for 100 dollars? Yes 63. Can you walk on your hands? No 64. Are you a morning person? Sure 65. When are you happiest? No 66. Are you a vegitarian? No 67. Do you drink diet pop? No 68. When was the last time you smiled? Never 69. Have you ever had braces? No 70. How many doors are in your house? MAN WHY DO THIS.... 14 71. Can you burp at will? Yes 72. Can you play an insrument? No 73. would you ever be a teacher? No 74. What would you name a pet turtle? Tortuise, then when people say nice turtle ill say hes called tortuise 75. Do you pee in the shower? Sometimes 76. Do you pee in the pool? No 77. What's your lucky number? 7 78. do you believe in friday the 13th superstitions? No 79. Are you good at math? Yes 80. Do you have good eyesight? Sure 81. Are you addicted to anything? No 82. Do you drink coffee? No 83. When wa the last time you talked to a child? My brother a few hours ago 84. Can you wink both eyes? No 85. Have you ever had surgery? No 86. What do you fear most? Nothing that i know off 87. Can you type fast? Sure/ 88. Can you sing well? No 89. Do you ever watch Jepardy? No 90. Can you spell well? idk sumtms 91. When do you shower? At night 92. How often do you poop? once a day 93. Have you ever been on tv? No 94. Have you ever spent the night in a hospital? No 95. Do you do your own laundry? No 96. Do you ever straughten your hair? No 97. Do you know the capitals of all the states? No 98. Can you hear well? No 99. Have you ever prank called anyone? Yes 100. Are you satisfied with the length of this quiz? No Fuck you toe. Quote Share this post Link to post
VENGA BUS 2,027 Posted March 24, 2013 Holy fuck. +1 Incognito on the mental dedication required. Again: holy fuck. Quote Share this post Link to post
Fluxy 1,660 Posted March 24, 2013 Literally read every single one, some made my giggle...well done. thinking of a useless questions thread right about now Quote Share this post Link to post
VENGA BUS 2,027 Posted March 24, 2013 inb4 more rage about "green circle" Flux. xo Quote Share this post Link to post
Incognito 0 Posted March 26, 2013 You may of read them all, but i had to answer every question, some of them are plain retarded. Felt like committing suicide, well i'm sure you know every fucking thing you can about me but IF THERES ANY MORE QUESTIONS FEEL FREE Quote Share this post Link to post
Scrooge 0 Posted March 26, 2013 what are your opinions on the higgs boson, and do you believe that neutrinos can travel at the speed of light? how do u feel about time travelling, travelling at the speed of light and aliens? and... what is my fathers name?! if you answer the above, youll get a voucher for a free blowie from one of the admins :) Quote Share this post Link to post
Incognito 0 Posted March 26, 2013 what are your opinions on the higgs boson, and do you believe that neutrinos can travel at the speed of light? What's my opinion about it? What? It's good obviously it's revolutionary for science. No i'm pretty sure i've seen a youtube clip about it, and apprently they did it at CERN or something? They couldnt quite make them travel the speed of light. how do u feel about time travelling, travelling at the speed of light and aliens? Time traveling's good, although i doubt it'll ever be made in a suitable way for us to be able to go back more than 10 years or so (that's my opinion pls no flame) Traveling at the speed of light would be pretty cool, i'm sure it'll be done soon enough. Aliens? I believe in them, everybody should. I personally dont see why people wouldnt, once again i'm pretty sure i've seen a clip about this... Just going to throw a quote in here "The chances of alien life existing on a newly-discovered Earth-like planet are 100 per cent, an astronomer has claimed." and... what is my fathers name?! Man aint nobody got time for dis..... You've also not limited me to any certain amount of names so.... here goes nothing Sophia Emma Olivia Isabella Ava Lily Zoe Chloe Mia Madison Emily Ella Madelyn Abigail Aubrey Addison Avery Layla Hailey Amelia Hannah Charlotte Kaitlyn Harper Kaylee Sophie Mackenzie Peyton Riley Grace Brooklyn Sarah Aaliyah Anna Arianna Ellie Natalie Isabelle Lillian Evelyn Elizabeth Lyla Lucy Claire Makayla Kylie Audrey Maya Leah Gabriella Annabelle Savannah Nora Reagan Scarlett Samantha Alyssa Allison Elena Stella Alexis Victoria Aria Molly Maria Bailey Sydney Bella Mila Taylor Kayla Eva Jasmine Gianna Alexandra Julia Eliana Kennedy Brianna Ruby Lauren Alice Violet Kendall Morgan Caroline Piper Brooke Elise Alexa Sienna Reese Clara Paige Kate Nevaeh Sadie Quinn Isla Eleanor Boys' Names Aiden Jackson Ethan Liam Mason Noah Lucas Jacob Jayden Jack Logan Ryan Caleb Benjamin William Michael Alexander Elijah Matthew Dylan James Owen Connor Brayden Carter Landon Joshua Luke Daniel Gabriel Nicholas Nathan Oliver Henry Andrew Gavin Cameron Eli Max Isaac Evan Samuel Grayson Tyler Zachary Wyatt Joseph Charlie Hunter David Anthony Christian Colton Thomas Dominic Austin John Sebastian Cooper Levi Parker Isaiah Chase Blake Aaron Alex Adam Tristan Julian Jonathan Christopher Jace Nolan Miles Jordan Carson Colin Ian Riley Xavier Hudson Adrian Cole Brody Leo Jake Bentley Sean Jeremiah Asher Nathaniel Micah Jason Ryder Declan Hayden Brandon Easton Lincoln Harrison Boys' Names 1. Michael 2. Jacob 3. Matthew 4. Nicholas 5. Christopher 6. Joseph 7. Zachary 8. Joshua 9. Andrew 10. William 11. Daniel 12. Christian 13. Tyler 14. Ryan 15. Anthony 16. Alexander 17. Jonathan 18. David 19. Dylan 20. James 21. John 22. Justin 23. Benjamin 24. Brandon 25. Austin 26. Cameron 27. Samuel 28. Nathan 29. Noah 30. Brian 31. Jose 32. Ethan 33. Robert 34. Hunter 35. Devin 36. Steven 37. Eric 38. Kevin 39. Caleb 40. Sean 41. Kyle 42. Jason 43. Jordan 44. Aaron 45. Thomas 46. Logan 47. Connor 48. Gabriel 49. Jared 50. Isaiah 51. Jack 52. Cody 53. Mason 54. Juan 55. Colin 56. Luis 57. Adam 58. Evan 59. Marcus 60. Seth 61. Mark 62. Isaac 63. Luke 64. Garrett 65. Charles 66. Jesse 67. Xavier 68. Richard 69. Nathaniel 70. Chase 71. Patrick 72. Cole 73. Carlos 74. Angel 75. Blake 76. Dominic 77. Lucas 78. Derek 79. Dakota 80. Jackson 81. Trevor 82. Alex 83. Maxwell 84. Spencer 85. Victor 86. Timothy 87. Shane 88. Bryce 89. Carson 90. Dalton 91. Ian 92. Elijah 93. Tristan 94. Paul 95. Gavin 96. Brendan 97. Jesus 98. Colton 99. Aidan 100. Antonio Quote Share this post Link to post
VENGA BUS 2,027 Posted March 26, 2013 Do you feel that prevailing western attitudes, which are largely Humanist, are fundamentally erroneous, given Humanism's consistent disagreements with historical fact? Remember that we, as a late capitalist culture, are fundamentally very interested in the idea of progress, be it material or moral. ^ answer plz with a 2,000 essay. I'll be marking, and it will be moderated by Tiny and Jake, both professors in Venga Related Bullshit Studies Quote Share this post Link to post
UnSeen 1,036 Posted March 27, 2013 All of dese questions...was just gonna ask...Muffins or Cookies? xD Quote Share this post Link to post
Fluxy 1,660 Posted March 27, 2013 Ok stop now I think all them questions be answered Quote Share this post Link to post
Incognito 0 Posted March 27, 2013 Firstly, i will actually do this essay, if you really care this much Secondly I prefer Muffins Thirdly This essay will take me a days as i really cba sitting and doing it for 1hour straight.... Quote Share this post Link to post