Offical OB Poetry Thread, troubled souls only

[aidanjk3000 0]

My first ob experience

The first day dawned

I went ct

ct was no place for me

the admins said go t

I felt rejected

Every time i went ct i was promtly ejected

The admins i did not respect

Now i was ct banned

But i had a plan

Rejected objeted every time i talked

But jdog for a unban i stalked

for my whining jdog told me to walk

soon i started to fit in

not left behind in the bin

leaving ob now would be a sin

[M1nt-l0u 1,235]

This topic was dying, this topic was junk

then along came Wist, who gave it a bump

JohnDoe then replied with a pointless opinion

Similar to Vodo, perhaps his new minion?

Then more from young Jordan, who is a 'Boss'

A brand new girlfriend, who gives a toss?

An ode from aidan,

who sounds like a maiden.

I'm sorry about this, I've taken the piss

But I'll try and make things better, a virtual kiss?

I'm keen, I'm mean, and a little bit odd

No matter how much I try, I'll never get mod.

I don't know why I did this, nothing better to do,

But I'll sure stay at outbreak and have fun with YOU!

:D

[Cash 1]

No matter how much I try, I'll never get mod.

made me cry

[JohnDoe 0]

This thread makes me cringe.

[gaffeR 1,380]

My Dog is Dead,

He ate my load of Bread!

He's now laid in his bed,

Blood pouring from his head!

[mitch 457]

This thread makes me cringe.

you make me cringe

[JohnDoe 0]

This thread makes me cringe.

you make me cringe

lol I know :3

[Ameme 0]

My Dog is Dead,

He ate my load of Bread!

He's now laid in his bed,

Blood pouring from his head!

This is beautiful gaffeR. I appreciate the effort you put in x-)

[Proxima 1]

Aidanjk is now active on the forum as well?

( POST #1500 YOU BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[ThomasR 1]

This thread makes me cringe.

you make me cringe

10/10

[Tiny 16]

This topic was dying, this topic was junk

then along came Wist, who gave it a bump

JohnDoe then replied with a pointless opinion

Similar to Vodo, perhaps his new minion?

Then more from young Jordan, who is a 'Boss'

A brand new girlfriend, who gives a toss?

An ode from aidan,

who sounds like a maiden.

I'm sorry about this, I've taken the piss

But I'll try and make things better, a virtual kiss?

I'm keen, I'm mean, and a little bit odd

No matter how much I try, I'll never get mod.

I don't know why I did this, nothing better to do,

But I'll sure stay at outbreak and have fun with YOU!

:D

Haha, this was brilliant, think you might have a bit of a talent for this

[M1nt-l0u 1,235]

Haha, this was brilliant, think you might have a bit of a talent for this

Possible event: OB: Rap Battles?

[Tiny 16]

More like "An Ode to OB; Poetry Fight!"

[it'sFluffySnot 0]

I once had a penis... Then I got an email from god!

Now his hand extends from my crotch.

[Quinn 643]

Fluffy's poem made no sense

I think I'll throw myself off a fence.