Need some chat up lines?

[Daffy Duck 155]

At night, I run a website for Damsels in distress. I guess you could call me... a knight!

[Tiny 16]

I'm no weatherman, but i'm predicting a few inches in you tonight.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i'm shit at poetry, show me your tits.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but i'm the only one talking to you.

[Fluxy 1,660]

How heavy is a polar bear?

Heavy enough to break the ice, Hi my names

Ask her what she thinks your top is made of, inform her it's boyfriend material

If all else fails ask her to touch your junk

[Gaz 13]

Tell her you are a penis genie, all she has to do is rub it and make a wish

[Biggles 44]

get in the van

[Bogs 0]

Hi my names Phil, Most my friends call me big phil

^ I laughed so hard

Are you a magnet coz I'm attracted to you

Are you a parking ticket because you've got fine written all over you.

Are you from Ireland coz my dicks dublin.

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

[Dave 2]

^ I laughed so hard