Professor

I like all of you. I don't have lists. :3

Doth Mother know you weareth her gas hobs?

Long blond hair is sexy, regardless of whether you're trying to get laid or not. Exhibit A.

(X) Doubt. You'd never do that to yourself.

Where's yours then, ya silly goose?

Cake is awesome Source: My thighs

You of all people? No innuendos or remarks on how small children turn you on? >Surprised prof is surprised.

I did, I wish I didn't though.

ITT: God tier celebrities. Morgan Freeman Steven Fry David Tennant Kieth Ledger etc.

Yay4w33zy! :D

Bit of both really. Not only for the previous statements I've already said but also because of what they encourage.

Because golfing hasn't erupted in rioting and isn't followed by zealots.

Lolno. Paint.net is just a vastly improved MS Paint. If you want free photoshop either pirate it or download gimp. Same tools, different lay out. Free as a fish in a faucet.

Football is essentially a group of vastly over paid thuggish brats, most of whom get payed vastly more than many who serve in a military profession, who do nothing more than shepherd a hunk of leather between two sticks. I honestly have no idea what all the fuss is about with football. I find it a boring sport that seems to just inspire segregation and hatred between people. However, >Scotland.

I would hug you, if not for all the self-loathing. Jks. *Snugglesnugglesnuggle* <3

I love reading these and silently judging what people think of themselves. Interesting, very interesting.

>Implying that all footballers have cheated on their wives with page 3 girls. >Implying that everyone in a profession is the exact same. >Implying that cheating has anything to do with their profession at all. >Implying yolo. >Implications.

We should have like weekly updates on how everyone is doing so then it can turn into a soap. Then when people fight in the sims they can fight in real life too. Like when you're nasty to someone in their dream and then they blame you for it and get all moody. :3

http://www.rainymood.com/ Rain goes with everything.

First Riot then 7up. Do you have no boundaries biggles? Have you no mercy?

Alternative conclusion: We should start our own internet provider, with black jack and hookers.

Suspicious as fuck.

Procrastinator, Romantic, Optimistic, Fabulous, Manipulative. Faggot

We should do it on a TDM server with like 60 people on it. Crouch backwards everywhere and hide in one massive stack. How could that possibly backfire?