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I am safe and sound back at home after strenuous travel. After I got off the train at Birmingham New Street station I made a beeline straight toward a shit shop for a lighter, and I was able to purchase a grey Cricket for £1.08 which doesn't initially seem much better value than the previous offering, but this is a Cricket and much better. I felt my stomach rumbling in the shop so I did the only logical thing; went to McDonald's. 20 chicken nuggets and 2 cheeseburgers later I sit here at my desk contemplating whether or not to get involved with the pile of washing up on my kitchen counter quite just yet. I think I'll have another cigarette and play some video games before I stir again.

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