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[Bogs 0]

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[tweep 3]

Forgot to have a poo this morning, going to need one all day at school.

I'm the sort of guy who is scared to poo at school/work.

Some gossip for ya

I once had the shits in year 7. I basically was in my own personal hell. Having the squirts in a school toilet is life changing.

[Evoletah 0]

i hate using public toilets the only toliets i ever go for a number 2 in is my house ones unless staying over at mates

[Biggles 44]

So I have my royal marines medical on 15th november, which is ages away since I wanted to get in as soon as possible, not a happy biggles.

[Jamie 2,319]

That means more time with us Hun xoxoxo

[Fluxy 1,660]

Tiny, i really want to join the police as well, been a huge ambition of mine since I was 14 when i was jumped in a park by a bunch of chaves who kicked my face in (Scotland FTW) im studying criminology and uni next year

bit a back story for ya

[Evoletah 0]

So I have my royal marines medical on 15th november, which is ages away since I wanted to get in as soon as possible, not a happy biggles.

Good luck man i am thinking of royal marines but i'm going into the Armed Forces - plain old infantry most likely but i was also looking at the marines or navy seals

[Biggles 44]

navy seals

Are you retarded or are you American

[Evoletah 0]

well i'm slightly retarded but i know it's american i was just saying i was thinking of joining it e.g go to america as i know some-one in the navy seals in america

[Biggles 44]

As I understand it you get hand picked to try the selection process and generally have to have a few years service, and be an American citizen

[Evoletah 0]

well i guess then i wont be going navy seals probably royal marines or the infantry then as i would be broke ass if i wait to join the seals

[Eagle (inactive) 0]

i just don't even k now do you know anything about the millitary?

[Gaz 13]

I'm currently sat in work with my kindle because WORK IS BORING AS SHIT. Does anyone else dislike what they do?

I hate my job, the pub job anyway, love the gallery/theatre and love my film company. Just hate the pub job