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It'll be like the 2000 apocalypse but with Outbreak instead of the entire world.

Biggles you have successfully made me giggle. 10 points to Gryphindor.

Sounds good to me buddeh. Just gimme a shout whenever you fancy trying to set it up again I guess.

Wish granted. You are better at drawing. So much so, in fact, that one of your drawings is picked up by a talent scout and a gallery asks if it could buy it from you for a modest fee. You accept and the drawing is sold. This inspires you to make more drawings, perhaps with this wish you could finally turn your life around? Perhaps you could even become famous? You make more and more drawings, each of which is bought of you for increasing amounts. Some go to private collectors and others go to galleries scattered across Europe. The more you draw the better you become. Relatively soon afterwards. (About three or four months) you receive a phone call from a man called Thomas Parking, a world famous Horse rider from Germany. He tasks you with a commission. Nothing too difficult he'd just like you to come and draw a picture of his prized horse, Sasha. He pays for your tickets for both the planes and trains that you take in getting to his house. Upon arrival you are stunned by the beauty and size of his lodgings. You introduce yourself and he takes you to see his horse, a huge beast, It's rustic brown mane flows as the winds bellowed through it. You decide that you should start straight away. You shoo off Thomas and begin your drawing. However you find yourself having trouble. In a effort to measure the horse to get it in proportion you simply cannot to it correctly. So you decide to physically measure it. However after all those times drawing from static objects you forget that this is a horse. As you approach it it kicks out at you. However your reaction times are fantastic and so you are able to bring your hands up to your face before its hoof strikes your face. In doing this action most of the sheer force is caught in your hands. This breaks nearly every bone and ligament in your right hand and shatters your left. You fall to the ground in agonizing pain as you realize that your hand has effectively collapsed in on itself. You hold back tears as shock waves of pain ripple up your arms. Realizing then that you will never be able to draw ever again.You get to your feet and make your way back to Thomas' house. Halfway there you retch from sheer pain. Throwing up on your clothes as you do. When you finally make it to the front door and open it your palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti. I wish that some of these corruptions of wishes were a bit more imaginative.

More of an Admins choice however because we would be representing the community. But I'd genuinely love to see something like that for a zombie server or something. But once again addys choice on what happens etc. +1 to this idea. 7/10 would participate in.

I came for the Thread title. Stayed for the love. Welcome to the Forums! But seriously where's my hug?

Sneaky Extra +1. Great guy, easy to get along with. Hilarious to T with. Decent CT. win win.

Can I come as well? I'd need some like step by step teachings for it though. Haha Not for Hamachi though I know how that works and stuff. <3

I literally got it today man. Ever fancy playing just hit me up with an invite. Love the co-op Campaign and versus. Survival seems a bit dull eventually though. No time for witty banter.

Your voice sends ripples through the space time continuum that sooth the very essence of my broken soul.

Yea it's not aggressive or anything but then it's all about balance if you're putting two genres together. You need one to be weaker so it goes into the back ground. How do I dubstep?

If I had it I would. Thinking about getting it soon though. It cool if I add you?

Haha Dinne worry Proxima I got it. In all seriousness though thanks for the welcome can't wait to get to know you all a bit better.

Why can't genres get along? D: Personally I love it when metal and dubstep/anything electronic artists get together and make awesome shit. Pendulum ft. In Flames. Self Vs Self. All of my Blaragagagagaarg.

Music isn't getting shitter. It's just the popular stuff seems to be getting worse and worse. There was still shit music back when the popular stuff was to your taste but it was less known about. I'm gonna have to side with Biggles on this one though. I feel as though I've told people to "turn that noise off" one too many times. I'm gonna be the grumpiest fucker ever when I'm 80. Also what's funny to think is that this shit will soon be out dated too. Stuff like Techno and Dubstep will be replaced with Alien Terror Core blackhole anus rape or something. Or it could be something else. Hell, Jazz or blues could have a come back. Or even, if we're lucky, metal could be the big thing again. I just think it's important to keep in mind that trying to force a musical taste on someone by saying that whatever they're listening to is bull, is exactly what happens every generation. And it only hurts more because we, as the generation we are, have such a massive variety of music to find. Sites like Youtube and products like iTunes and iPods have enabled people to experience music like never before. And having this exposure to, what an individual you see as "Good" music, makes it all the worse when they choose "Bad" music. In short. We're all gonna turn into grumpy fuckers when we're older. Might as well bitch about it now.

Really depends on the subject they'd be for. But I'd say Few big ones over several weeks. Aspect of achievement and shit. Would you rather be able to control fire or water?

>Implying I'm not already a faggot.

Uncooked vegetable curry and red bull. That and more alcohol.

Haggis.

DOOOO EEEEET!

This is the one true technique. All other attempts at reconciliation is dildos.

Cheers Big bro. <3 Chuffed as fuck to be in it. Thanks for introducing me and getting me into this. Much much love. <3

Please tell me someone recorded that. I'ma be so dissapoint if no one did.

Granted. You are immune from diplomacy. And in being so you are deemed too dangerous for civilization in the western community by several world powers. You are handed over to the communist powers. China gets your first. They try to extract your diplomatic immunity to use in several of their new experimental weaponry against dipomacy, the west, happiness, jumping and ice cream. However since the Immunity is magic their primitive human technology fails. Time and time again they put you through agonizing tests and experiments in a vain attempt to extract your immunity. You are trapped there forever. I wish for the ability to know if someone is lying or not.

That's a tough one. Hmmm. I'd have a hard time deciding between the Shadow of the Colossus theme song, the GTA San Andreaus soundtrack, the link fLuxy posted or Brutal Legend. Shadow of the Colosuss because it was just beautiful. It fitted in with the game so well and I was so taken aback when it didn't win soundtrack of the year when it came out. GTA: SA simply because of the variety of awesome music it had. Many of which are still on my iPod. Stuff like Rage against the machine that really became iconic of games with a similar theme. The Assassin's Creed theme track. Everything about these makes me wish I could be an assassin. But for me the winner would have to be hands down the Assassins Creed theme track. TL;DR What fLuxy said.