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Professor

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  1. Silly Raze. That's not a vidya.
  2. That's an impressive story to cover up some wankers cramp.
  3. Professor

    Best Man.

    Because you are a sexy, sexy man.
  4. Please don't associate us with them. <3
  5. So you're telling me if Jailbreak was up and you were playing it then BOOM smoking hot 7/10 shows up at your room, wearing naut but scandalously clad stockings and a corset that squeezes her boobs out the top like a tube of tooth paste, walks up to you seductively, leans over towards your ear until her chin is almost resting on your shoulder then whispers the words "I want you.". Promptly falling backwards onto your bed, legs spread. You'd look her in the eye and say. "Na". Kudos to you. Lager because ale be too sweet. Would you rather be sexy as fuck on the weekends and a broken faced muppet on the week days or relatively sexy everyday of the week?
  6. Put this to the music of The dragonborn comes and you've got yourself an epic ballad. 8/10
  7. New York. Too busy. Rude people. Anyone you bang will moan with an american accent. 4/10 no fishing in the pig pen.
  8. Tell me how it goes. I wanna know if it's just my computer that this works with.
  9. Headphones. No-one likes what I listen to so blasting it out of speakers wouldn't give many smiley faces. Also headphones cram that music right into your face. Deep fried haggis or a deep fried mars bar?
  10. Oh god my sides. I completely forgot about that night. That poor girl. I hope she's out of hospital by now. Love you bro. <3 What a faggot
  11. I've got an entire team in NASA trying to figure out what the hell you just said.
  12. Roses are red Violets are blue Jailbreak is fucked So pornhub will do
  13. It could make you sick. I'd think it'd be chilly if anything Prox.
  14. Divine! Yea this guy is pretty cool. Nice guy. Fun to have a game with. Possibly could use a bit more integration with the community. He's got my +1
  15. Silly flux he was taking it to the extreme for a humorous effect. Seems like the wave of inevitable lols just sailed past you.
  16. Fluxy he means a slushy.
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