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A VERY SILVER CHRISTMAS

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The recurrent boom of the Nova and AWP died down, and he knew that, as the first snowflake fell upon his brow, that this was a special time. In the distance, he saw arms being thrown down, and a cautious call echoed from the other trench. He couldn't make out the words, as he had not learnt English at his school in Moscow.

But he could divine its intent. First not one, but two, then three figures clambered out into the open. The smoke had cleared. The two Ts who had refused to obey the smurfs lay in the dirt, as at rest, whilst snow slowly covered them up. But macabre sights can be reconciled with acts of human kindness.

And as the three approached, he called to his fellows in Russian. CYKA CYKA CYKA, and they rose from their positions too. They met in the open, and as his comrades began to understand the spirit of the time, they threw down their P90s.

And as they approached, they finally offered hands and shook warmly.

What is your name?

Pussykiller69 lol urs?

karuto an dis is stacey an dis is chief roka

kl kl no kill k?

ye

And with that, they played, but no Russians were killed, and they knew they had just been given the greatest gift of all.

A free win.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS

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