GREETINGS FROM GOPNIK
You are now veteran Gopnik
BIG biznis went bad
You are stuck in Siberian wilderness
>No celular cellphone signal
>Throat too sore and dry because of iz no booze around here vro
>>No way of summoning gopnik reinforcements
Suddenly trip & breaks ancient ice chushkopek
Little Gopnik Genie shows up, squats and tells you there is exactly 3 wishes you got time for before he slaps you so hard water jumps in your head
First wish is bottle of Vodka so you can say next wish better
Second wish is cigarette so you can focus on important wish
How is your third wish use?