Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. What does it say? Jump
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? My window seal
Before you started this survey, what were you doing? Crying
What is the last thing you watched on TV? Houses of Cards
Without looking, guess what time it is 10 to 9
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:53 YAY
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The sound of death getting closer
When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Getting into the car, yesterday
Did you dream last night? Likely
Do you remember your dreams? Nope
When did you last laugh? When i read this comment
Do you remember why / at what? Yes, this
What is on the walls of the room you are in? A shelf
Seen anything weird lately? Just your daily horrors of the internet
What do you think of this quiz? Amazing
What is the last film you saw? The Total Recall Remak... it was... eh.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Hell
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Some friends
Tell me something about you that most people don't know. I was born with 6 fingers on each hands
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Stop people from getting degrees in gender studies, I mean really, why.
Do you like to dance? No
Would you ever consider living abroad? Yes
Does your name make any interesting anagrams? Soon all Necrophiliacs sigh
Who made the last incoming call on your phone? My dad
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Evolve stage 2
Last time you swam in a pool? 2 days ago
Type of music you like most? Any thing that uses the slide whistle
Type of music you dislike most? Any thing that DOSEN'T use the slide whistle
Are you listening to music right now? No
What color is your bedroom carpet? Red
If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? Expand me room
What was the last thing you bought? 214 sand dunes, no I'm not kidding.
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? No, want to though
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Do you have a garden? Yeah, a pretty big one as well :p
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? hahah.... No
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? What is life?
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? Milo Yiannopoulos
Who sent the last text message you received? My good friend
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Any one with food in it.
What time is bed time? 10-3, I change.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
How many tattoos do you have? None
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one? Yes, it would have to be a really good one, but yes.
What did you do for your last birthday? Paintballing
Do you carry a donor card? No
Who was the last person you ate dinner with? My friends
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half drank
What's the farthest-away place you've been? LA
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Never
Have you ever won a trophy? Yes
Are you a good cook? No
Do you know how to pump your own gas? Yes
If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be? Dave grohl
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? Yes, all me life
Do you touch-type? Mostly
What's under your bed? The monsters
Do you believe in love at first sight? Kinda not really
Think fast, what do you like right now? Food
Where were you on Valentine's day? Eating Fod
What time do you get up? 6-10, depending on the day
What was the name of your first pet? Ginger
Who is the second to last person to call you? My friend
Is there anything going on this weekend? Nope, just food food and food
How are you feeling right now? Pretty good
What do you think about the most? Putting Oracles Randomly Nearby Think about it
What time do you get up in the morning? 8:40
If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? Your implying that I would tell them at somepoint
Who would you tell first? Hopefully myself
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? Start wars VII
Do you sing in the shower? No
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? umm, isnt this a repeat?
What do you do most when you are bored? Cry
What do you do for a living? haha...work, im 14!
Do you love your job? ^^^^
What did you want to be when you grew up? Pilot also do not did
If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be? well, a pilot
Which came first the chicken or the egg? I return the question, why would you care.
How many keys on your key ring? 2
Where would you retire to? Alps
What kind of car do you drive? My dad drives a mitsubishi Barbarian, because, again, im 14
What are your best physical features? My dry interesting curly kidney
What are your best characteristics? I try not to take myself so seriously
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? Bahamas
What kind of books do you like to read? Non-fiction, escape from reality kind of books
Where would you want to retire to? but, you already asked me this?????
What is your favorite time of the day? 9:32 I dont know
Where did you grow up? Where I live know
How far away from your birthplace do you live now? I am literally typing this 15 feet from where I came out the womb.
What are you reading now? This comment
Are you a morning person or a night owl? Night Owl
Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Yes, and my elbow... I have a big tongue.
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? No
Do you have pets? 5, none are mine though, just my family's
How many rings before you answer the phone? 2
What is your best childhood memory? Replying to this
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? hahaha, jobs
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? I learnt how to breathe today!!!
What is most important in life? Making sure no one sees you cry
What Inspires You? I don't need something to inspire me, I do well because I want to get a good job, I don't need to idolise one person or group to do well.
Well I hope I answered them all well, ladies and gentlemen, goodnight.