¡Hola OB!
Name's Adam, 16 years old from Sweden and attending my first year of college. My everyday life is about as boring as everyone else's, I pretty much come home from school, masturbate, sleep, do my homework and go online. I have a part-time job at my local supermarket, and with the free time that I have I like to go to the gym or, as earlier mentioned, masturbate. I've played a bunch of games during my time, started off by playing Space Invaders during my early years, but then decided to move up to Doom 2 and now there's Counter Strike (but there's been a lot of games in between, of course).
I've been playing with you guys for quite some time on an account a friend borrowed me, but once he decided to sell it, I decided to get the game myself! Made my account sometime in October and started playing on your glorious servers, but then there was a conundrum, what name shall I pick? After thinking long and hard I decided to go with the name Gigantic Erection but for some reason my personality changes every once in a while and I needed a name that was a bit more appropriate, for when that change occurs. At that moment my alter ego was born, Flaccid Penis, and I know for a fact that McLovin is quite fond if this name.
kthxbai