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    Bass. If you cook it right then it tastes amazing with a bit of pepper and garnish.

    Would you prefer to change the entire human races natural cycle and make it so everyone wakes up at the beginning of the night and is active throughout the night? Whilst having superb nightvision and excellent movement capabilities.

    Or keep the natural cycle and give everyone the ability to double jump?

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    Mine tends to do that too. And hear me out because this sounds like a stupid idea.

    But if you restart the game and unplug your headphones then that normally fixes my problem.

    Everytime that's happened for me that's fixed it on mine.

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    I enjoy the time I spend here. The people are friendly. The community is strong. Sure shit happens but that just makes everything more interesting.

    Everyone here is fun, supporting, caring and (mostly) Intelligent. What more could you possibly ask for from a community.

    Much love

    <3

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    I was dicking about in the garden when I was small.

    It was summer holidays and I was too small for the internets so the outdoors had to do.

    Ultimate boredom.

    Decide to try and get into shed and look at all the cool stuff I wasn't allowed to play with.

    Finally manage to get a window open by jiggling the lock open for hours.

    Find a pitchfork and escape shed through said window.

    Try throwing it like a javelin.

    Lands in grass with satisfying stabby noise.

    Continue lobbing pitchfork around.

    Get too excited/hyper.

    Throw pitchfork directly up in the air.

    Oh fuck.

    Look at pitchfork as it glides gracefully past my face.

    Watch as pitchfork continues downward journey past wiener and knee caps.

    Spectate silently as pitchfork stabs through shoe.

    Stand there in utter horror.

    Face drained of blood, naut but fear.

    Stand there for 20 minutes. Thinking if I move it'll start hurting like fuck.

    Mum finally comes out.

    Sees what happened.

    Calls ambulance.

    Paramedics pull my foot and the pitchfork out of ground at same time.

    Still in shock.

    Look at foot.

    Not bleeding.

    lolwut

    Blade of pitchfork went through the gap between my toes.

    Fuck I have to go shoe shopping again.

  22. Posted

    8 uncles, 3 auntie's, are 4 of your uncles gay or is there some other reason (widowed/refusal of marriage)?

    These are just blood relatives. Ie my grandparents had 11 kids. Who in turn have all married etc.

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    Hey guys. Just realized that I never actually did one of these and since I kinda plan to stay here I thought I might as well let you know a bit more about myself.

    My real name is Fraser, I'm 17 and I'm from Edinburgh, Scotland. (Please note that this aforementioned place name is not America, Bigtoe looking at you.) I'm currently in my last year at school with Fluxy studying Design and Technology along with Maths and Computing. With an extra physics qualification outside school time. I hope to continue this and study Mechanical/Technology Engineering in Glasgow or Dundee.

    I enjoy gaming and have only pretty recently gotten into css and PC gaming in general thanks to a wonderful man called Fluxy, or Hugo Mcgay as some of you may know him. He has been my best friend for as long as I can remember and I will has sads when he leaves me for university.

    I also enjoy the whole running, jumping climbing trees business. I got into Fencing and archery a while ago and I've been doing running and Cross country running for as long as I can remember also.

    I live at home, still being at school we tend not to leave, with ma mum and my sister.

    I've got a vast family, most of whom resides in Australia. Last time I counted I had 78 first and second cousins, 8 uncles and 3 aunts. So occasionally every two-three years I'll be gone for two months when I go to celebrate Christmas with them all.

    I love all types of music but I'll always have a special place in my heart for metal. I've tried my hand at making some wubstep etc.

    I love drawing too. I mostly use a graphics tablet due to Design and Tech. but I keep a sketchbook and update it occasionally.

    Ever since being introduced to OB you guys have made my day again and again. The community is fantastic, I've made some great friends, had a great giggle and there is always something going on. Thanks OB.

    Much love

    <3

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