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Pale, white stick-men arguing about how many pills they pop, I'm impressed. Walking around in some Henri Lloyd polo with a ciggie holstered in your ear. Getting on the bus with your bluetooth speaker your Nan got you for Christmas blasting tunes: "You're such a fucking hoe" while drinking some sick mixed up piss you made from fruity cider and WKD decanted into a used Coca-Cola bottle, with the label ripped off.

Tension rises at the club queue with your brother's ID ready. Now's the time to pop the pill. You think no one saw you, and at this point you don't care, you raise the smiling meme bag in front of your possy and giggle without a care in the world. To anyone else on the dance floor, you aren't a catch tonight. Your primark vented-sunglasses cannot hide your habits, as eating your own gums blows your cover. Nevertheless, you jump up and down to the music until the night ends.

You somehow got home, clothes still on, phone on 3% You feel like trash, and even though you don't remember a thing, a message to the ladz certifies last night as an absolute sesh and you can't wait to do it all again, despite the fact you've just drained every penny you earned from your week at your part time job.

Pathetic.

 

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2 hours ago, Mintlou said:

Pale, white stick-men arguing about how many pills they pop, I'm impressed. Walking around in some Henri Lloyd polo with a ciggie holstered in your ear. Getting on the bus with your bluetooth speaker your Nan got you for Christmas blasting tunes: "You're such a fucking hoe" while drinking some sick mixed up piss you made from fruity cider and WKD decanted into a used Coca-Cola bottle, with the label ripped off.

Tension rises at the club queue with your brother's ID ready. Now's the time to pop the pill. You think no one saw you, and at this point you don't care, you raise the smiling meme bag in front of your possy and giggle without a care in the world. To anyone else on the dance floor, you aren't a catch tonight. Your primark vented-sunglasses cannot hide your habits, as eating your own gums blows your cover. Nevertheless, you jump up and down to the music until the night ends.

You somehow got home, clothes still on, phone on 3% You feel like trash, and even though you don't remember a thing, a message to the ladz certifies last night as an absolute sesh and you can't wait to do it all again, despite the fact you've just drained every penny you earned from your week at your part time job.

Pathetic.

 

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another angry old man writing essay on young  LADS

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On 09/09/2018 at 17:16, Mintlou said:

Pale, white stick-men arguing about how many pills they pop, I'm impressed. Walking around in some Henri Lloyd polo with a ciggie holstered in your ear. Getting on the bus with your bluetooth speaker your Nan got you for Christmas blasting tunes: "You're such a fucking hoe" while drinking some sick mixed up piss you made from fruity cider and WKD decanted into a used Coca-Cola bottle, with the label ripped off.

Tension rises at the club queue with your brother's ID ready. Now's the time to pop the pill. You think no one saw you, and at this point you don't care, you raise the smiling meme bag in front of your possy and giggle without a care in the world. To anyone else on the dance floor, you aren't a catch tonight. Your primark vented-sunglasses cannot hide your habits, as eating your own gums blows your cover. Nevertheless, you jump up and down to the music until the night ends.

You somehow got home, clothes still on, phone on 3% You feel like trash, and even though you don't remember a thing, a message to the ladz certifies last night as an absolute sesh and you can't wait to do it all again, despite the fact you've just drained every penny you earned from your week at your part time job.

Pathetic.

 

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Well-written, ngl.

Best writer OB for sure.

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