5:35 IN THE FUCKING MORNING...

[Jak 1,381]

... on a Sunday, the god damn fire alarm has gone off in my apartment block, every cunt outside in their jim jams, freezing cold, tired as shit. About 25 minutes and fire brigade has only just turned up, all casual like.

I swear to god if it's just some drunk arsehole left a pizza in the oven I will be pissed off.

Edited September 3, 2017 by Jak

[Jak 1,381]

Fucking gone off again now at half 7. What unholy cunt is doing this, on the holiest of days?

[Vemix 205]

Having a bad time sleeping eh?

[IrishChamp 641]

22 minutes ago, Vemix said:

Having a bad time sleeping eh?

You would assume so from the post saying he's outside his apartment block at 5:35am in pyjamas.

[Jamie 2,319]

Christ that sounds like hell.

Your apartment building probably houses some shit cooks.

[Doomblade94 50]

So did you ever find the culprit responsible?

[Twiixtor 252]

Any hot chicks outside in their sleeping undies? ;)

[Pasickle 643]

5 minutes ago, Twiixtor said:

Any hot chicks outside in their sleeping undies? ;)

nonce

[Sniffles 175]

14 minutes ago, Pasickle said:

nonce

He was just going to offer them a warm blanket and some hot coco ggeeeezzz

[Jak 1,381]

5 hours ago, Doomblade94 said:

So did you ever find the culprit responsible?

No,

1 hour ago, Twiixtor said:

Any hot chicks outside in their sleeping undies? ;)

and what the fuck are "sleeping undies"?

[Quinn 643]

On 06/09/2017 at 22:37, Jak said:

No,

and what the fuck are "sleeping undies"?

Sentient underwear that require rest themselves

[Twiixtor 252]

On 9/8/2017 at 13:31, Chris Lord said:

Sentient underwear that require rest themselves

 

On 9/6/2017 at 22:37, Jak said:

and what the fuck are "sleeping undies"?

Fuck you I'm Polish. Like underwear that you sleep in.