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... who I berated for using wet wipes to aid post fecal clean up, I apologise. I have now seen the light; my bushy back passageway has never shone so brightly, never been less muddy, and never felt so lemony fresh as it does currently. I am a changed man. I am also very impressed at how easily the wipes cling to the other toilet paper and the shit, aiding the flush tremendously. I am in firm belief that this shit should have been a double flusher, but those little wipes hurried the turd/paper wads away with the efficiency of an usher shooing the audience at the end of a late showing of the newest nerdy blockbuster.

Praise be to the wet wipe god.

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