Liutvi Mestan 606 Posted April 20, 2017 (edited) GREETINGS FROM GOPNIK You are now veteran Gopnik BIG biznis went bad You are stuck in Siberian wilderness >No celular cellphone signal >Throat too sore and dry because of iz no booze around here vro >>No way of summoning gopnik reinforcements Suddenly trip & breaks ancient ice chushkopek Little Gopnik Genie shows up, squats and tells you there is exactly 3 wishes you got time for before he slaps you so hard water jumps in your head First wish is bottle of Vodka so you can say next wish better Second wish is cigarette so you can focus on important wish How is your third wish use? Edited April 20, 2017 by Liutvi Mestan 4 VENGA BUS, GingerPopper, Fluxy and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post
iZac 109 Posted April 20, 2017 (edited) wish that PapaSeen comes back and saves me from the wild Edited April 20, 2017 by iZac Quote Share this post Link to post
Revan The Dragon 121 Posted April 20, 2017 drop me awp 5 JamesG, Wurdy, Fluxy and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post
w33zy 1,523 Posted April 20, 2017 Ask for a brand new Adidas tracksuit 4 mitch, JamesG, Liutvi Mestan and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post
Scrobbesbyrig 422 Posted April 20, 2017 A laptop with exactly 4:44 minutes of battery left and this playing 2 iZac and Liutvi Mestan reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post
Jak 1,381 Posted April 20, 2017 Third wish: a Lada full of hookers and fur coats for sweet journey back. Quote Share this post Link to post
Joji 235 Posted April 20, 2017 a gaming inhaler 1 Twiixtor reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post
GingerPopper 402 Posted April 20, 2017 As a fellow descendant of the gopnik lineage, my third wish will be indulging myself in many different Balkan meals and alcohol beside vodka, If I had a fourth wish it would be having infinite stamina so I can sit like a gopnik for all eternity. Quote Share this post Link to post
VENGA BUS 2,027 Posted April 20, 2017 I wish that I become omnipotent. 1 JamesG reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post
Blyss 975 Posted April 20, 2017 a lighter so i can actually smoke the fucking cigarette 1 iZac reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post
҉NuclearGamer 92 Posted April 20, 2017 Some oil, So i can finally say the Kurds took back Iraq Quote Share this post Link to post
SonyTwan 1,208 Posted April 20, 2017 the ability to have hard bass playing in the background whenever i want 1 Scrobbesbyrig reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post
Absolute 170 Posted April 21, 2017 A praying rug and a compass if I didn't know which way mecca was. Quote Share this post Link to post