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Liutvi Mestan

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                                                               GREETINGS FROM GOPNIK

 You are now veteran Gopnik

BIG biznis went bad

You are stuck in Siberian wilderness

>No celular cellphone signal 

>Throat too sore and dry because of iz no booze around here vro

>>No way of summoning gopnik reinforcements

Suddenly trip & breaks ancient ice chushkopek 

Little Gopnik Genie shows up, squats and tells you there is exactly 3 wishes you got time for before he slaps you so hard water jumps in your head

First wish is bottle of Vodka so you can say next wish better

Second wish is cigarette so you can focus on important wish

How is your third wish use?

Edited by Liutvi Mestan

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