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What is the laziest thing you've ever done?

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A few months ago I was going to take the trash out, something that takes less than 2 minutes to get there and come back but I insted decided to drive there because I cba'd to walk. When I told my friends they bursted out laughing at how pathetic that was :glad:

In my defense I was pretty exhausted from the night before that

On another occasion my pillow and blankets were in the living room because I spent the afternoon there watching a movie with my gf. At night, before going to bed, I went there to get them but I decided to just sleep on the couch because I was too tired to take everything back to my bedroom. 

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Sometimes when I want the lights out in my room I scream to my brother in the next room that I want to tell him something important, when he arrives I go "can you shut the lights out thanks" He then proceeds leaving my room shutting the lights out but leaves the door open which is even worse......

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10 hours ago, Revan The Dragon said:

Live, more than likely.
I mean come on, I think we all know how awful my game hours on Steam make me look. 25k+ hours across video games on PC alone. That's about 3 years roughly, on a 7 year old account

I just had a quick scout of your profile - 327h past 2 weeks, don't you turn the computer off at night? 

Regardless, that's a nutty profile dude, that comment and screenshot count.

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9 hours ago, Lewis said:

I just had a quick scout of your profile - 327h past 2 weeks, don't you turn the computer off at night? 

Regardless, that's a nutty profile dude, that comment and screenshot count.

When I sleep the computer goes off, but I don't sleep a lot due to insomnia. Nothing better to do so I waste my time on games.

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-When I was youngster playing runescape in my room, I used to get my mum to make me a drink and place it on the highest stair she could reach for me to come to collect - because firstly I was too lazy to go and make one, secondly I wanted it delivered as close as possible. Ultimate no xp waste.

-Another one was in about year 11 - mummy used to wake me up again because no one wakes up naturally for school and alarms don't budge me - I proceeded to go for my daily morning shower. (Bit of context old house shower room was literally a small room with a bit to chill - mirror, shelf etc - then the shower cubicle). I used to take my duvet into the room and chill there because I was so tired from gaming the night before - I proceeded to legitimately fall asleep and was woken to my mum banging on the shower room door thinking I'd died/drowned in the shower.

-My record - which I don't think many here may beat - is that I woke up at 8.15am and was legitimately sitting in class for registration at 8.28am. I had slept on the sofa, sprawled off into my uniform laid out for me, got driven to school about 15 mins walk away.

-I swear there was one time where I forgot to take the dog out for a walk, knew my mum would be mad at me - so I left my shoes by the door and my coat in a different position and the dog lead moved onto the counter so it looked like I had - more smart than lazy tbh.

-I also used to demand to travel to primary school on my scooter - but would give up half way through tiredness or boredom so my mum/dad would have to carry it for the remainder of the journey

 

 

Maybe will edit this as think of more - they're all fairly old things tbh, since my girlfriend came along I'm a new man.

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1 hour ago, Lewis said:

-I swear there was one time where I forgot to take the dog out for a walk, knew my mum would be mad at me - so I left my shoes by the door and my coat in a different position and the dog lead moved onto the counter so it looked like I had - more smart than lazy tbh.

 

when I fell asleep and skipped school i used to do something similar. I would take a shower IF I still had 1-2 hours before my mom came (otherwise she would know that I took a shower right before she arrived), have breakfast and leave the mess on top of the kitchen table - she knows I always leave home at the last second so that would make her think that I didn't have time to clean it up because i had to take the bus - leave my wallet and keys on some random place just like I usually do when I come back from school and finally make a ball out of a random pair of pants so it looks like I used them and throw them at my living rooms couch.

sometimes she would still suspect me but she's a fucking genius. I guess it still worked everytime.

when I skipped gym lessons (I would always end with a 30min-1h swim) I would do the same plus sprinkle some water all around my towel and shorts so it looks like I used them but they're almost dry already and finally drench my underwear. For extra points I would completely fuck up my hair after taking a shower which is how my hair looks like after the gym.

good times, now I don't have to come up with these schemes :(

 

edit: this could actually make a good thread - best lies that you had to tell to your parents/whoever you live with , I had to pull off with the craziest schemes back when I started to go out at night and smoking/drinking and I'm sure other people also have some good ones

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