PuRe CoOkiie 0 Posted August 7, 2012 (edited) Why do bees make honey? Why don't they make honey, think about it! :O Why are some eggs brown, while some are white? The brown ones came out with the chickens poo Why do grown-ups drink coffee? Because they can't stay awake for very long Why is fast food unhealthy? There is soo much goodness in them that they aren't good for you! Why do eggs turn hard after they're boiled?because the like seeing hot things aha Why is milk white? That's not milk.. um.. my bad Why does my mouth water when I smell food? Your a fat shit and is always hungry Why does popcorn make a popping sound? Coz it's a popstar Why do sausages have skins? To keep the goodness in them Why don't cats cry? They do, I made mine cry Why do cats get hairballs? They lick them self's to much Why do cats have whiskers? to help them find things :P Why do dogs sniff? Same answer as the last one ^^ Why do cats clean themselves with their tongue? They can't have showers or baths Why do cats and dogs lap water with their tongues? I didn't know that lap water? lol Why do dogs bite and how do they warn us? When they GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Why do dogs pant? To cool themselfs down Why can't cats have children with dogs? What's with all the Animal Questions?!! Why do dogs have wet noses? I DON'T KNOW Why does a day have 24 hours? Why not? Why is fire hot? Because it just is Why do I have a shadow? because of the sun light Why does the sky change color at sunset? the sun is going away for the night Why does the sun rise in one place and set in another? Because it has the mind of a gold fish What is your favorite food and why? Cat food, because thats all I can think of now its cats What is your favorite restaurant in town and why? The one with food What is your favorite book and why? I don't read books What is your favorite magazine and why? I don't read anything.. What is the last book you just read and did you like it? I STILL DONT READ BOOKS What is your favorite movie and why? All the saw films.. because people die in them What is the last movie you just saw and did you like it? 2012 and yes What is your favorite song and why? Chocolate rain why not? Who is your favorite artist and why? don't have one Who is your favorite actor or actress and why? Don't have one What is your favorite activity and why? Fapping it gives pleasure What is your favorite holiday and why? Don't have one What is your favorite vacation spot and why? A what now sport? What is your favorite drink and why? Coke cola sooo good What is your favorite bar and why? Don't have one What is your favorite color and why? Neon Green What is your favorite place you have traveled to and why? There isn't a fav Where would you go for your next vacation (if money is not a concern)? Scotland Are you an art person or a sport person? Sport Are you a dog or cat person? Dog What do you when you have a day off? CSS Do you sing in the shower? When there no one in Who is your idol or hero? I don't have one, I'm too cool for that What is your most visited website? Facebook Do you play any instrument and do you still play? Noope that's for gay people Where did you grow up and do you miss it? I still live were I grew up Where do you live now and do you like it? Yes were i grew up lol How many brothers or sisters do you have? 2 Brothers How many children do you have? 69 How many children do you want to have? 70 How did you meet your wife or husband? In a bin... How long have you been married? (If married) 69 years How long have you been living at where you live now? 69 years Do you see yourself staying at where you are for a long time? Yes till I die How often do you see your family? ever morning... Are you closer to your dad or your mom? There dead.. Are you close to your grandparents? Yes they are still alive Do you love what you do for work? I don't work anyways XD How’s your boss like? Do you get along with him or her? I DON'T WORK What is the first job you have had? Working in the kitchen How long have you been with this company (and or position)? I DONT WORK What is your highlight when you were in this company? STILL DONT WORK What do you do in a typical workday? I DONNNNNT WORKKK How did you enter this field? WHAT FIELD? A GATE I GUESS Why did you enter this field? TO EAT THE COWS What do you find most satisfying about your job? -___- What do you find most frustrating about your job? -____________- What are the toughest problems you usually have to face in your position or your company? -____________________________________________- What skills, education and experience are required to succeed in your field? Running around in the field If you were me, what would you do to approach a position like yours? Kiss your feet What courses or work experience would you recommend to qualify? Food If I decide to pursue this type of work, what suggestions do you have for how to conduct my job search? I DON'T KNOW What sort of professional publications or associations do you recommend? MORE FOOD What kind of growth or job outlook do you anticipate during the next 5 years? DRINK What do you see yourself in 5 years? A famous person I don't know D: If you can do it all over again, would you still pick the same career? Why or why not? (I love this one!) WHAT? YOU MUST BE MAD................ Can you recommend anyone else for me to talk with to learn more about your field? Yeah, my nan -__- What was your dream career when you were a child? Space man Were you the “nice” kid or “bad” kid when you were in grade school? Nice kid What was your favorite subject when you were in school and why? P.E Who was your favorite teacher when you were in college and why? My tutor What was your favorite candy or snack when you were a child? Chocolate What was your favorite cartoon or comic when you were growing up? Bogs Bunny What was your favorite sport when you were growing up? Basketball What was your first computer when you were growing up? Dell laptop Do you keep in touch with your friends in school? Yeah What was the last concert you have attended? Did you like it? Never been to one What was the highlight of your last vacation? I DONT KNOW When time did you have to go to bed when you were a child? 9:30 Did you have curfew when you were a child? Yes What is your most memorable experience ever? First time I had sex.. If you could travel to anywhere in the world right now, where would you go? Newyork If you have the choice to move anywhere in the world, where would you move? Newyork If you could be actor or actress you want to be, who would you be? I don't want to be If you could be world leader you want to be, who would you be? Hitler If you are an author, what book would you write? 50 shades of grey If you could choose any career you want, what would you choose? Police man If you could work for anyone you choose, who would it be? I don't know If you could work in any company in the world, what would it be? Apple If you could start your own restaurant, what would it be? Chines If you could start any company you want, what would it be? Google If you could choose anyone to be your husband or wife, who would it be? Hard one so know idea If you could speak any language you want to speak, what would it be? English If you could live in any period in history, what would it be? Now If you could play any instrument you choose, what would it be? I don't know Do you have a business card? Nope What is the best way to keep in touch with you? Steam Are you on facebook, linkedin or myspace? Yea I am on Facebook That is it! No more! my head hurts sooo much D: Edited August 7, 2012 by Guest Quote Share this post Link to post
PuRe CoOkiie 0 Posted August 7, 2012 ANSWEAR THEM ALL! IT HURTS MY HEAD D: Quote Share this post Link to post
Lynet 0 Posted August 7, 2012 DO IT NOW Heres some more; What is your favorite food and why? What is your favorite restaurant in town and why? What is your favorite book and why? What is your favorite magazine and why? What is the last book you just read and did you like it? What is your favorite movie and why? What is the last movie you just saw and did you like it? What is your favorite song and why? Who is your favorite artist and why? Who is your favorite actor or actress and why? What is your favorite activity and why? What is your favorite holiday and why? What is your favorite vacation spot and why? What is your favorite drink and why? What is your favorite bar and why? What is your favorite color and why? What is your favorite place you have traveled to and why? Where would you go for your next vacation (if money is not a concern)? Are you an art person or a sport person? Are you a dog or cat person? What do you when you have a day off? Do you sing in the shower? Who is your idol or hero? What is your most visited website? Do you play any instrument and do you still play? Where did you grow up and do you miss it? Where do you live now and do you like it? How many brothers or sisters do you have? How many children do you have? How many children do you want to have? How did you meet your wife or husband? How long have you been married? (If married) How long have you been living at where you live now? Do you see yourself staying at where you are for a long time? How often do you see your family? Are you closer to your dad or your mom? Are you close to your grandparents? Do you love what you do for work? How’s your boss like? Do you get along with him or her? What is the first job you have had? How long have you been with this company (and or position)? What is your highlight when you were in this company? What do you do in a typical workday? How did you enter this field? Why did you enter this field? What do you find most satisfying about your job? What do you find most frustrating about your job? What are the toughest problems you usually have to face in your position or your company? What skills, education and experience are required to succeed in your field? If you were me, what would you do to approach a position like yours? What courses or work experience would you recommend to qualify? If I decide to pursue this type of work, what suggestions do you have for how to conduct my job search? What sort of professional publications or associations do you recommend? What kind of growth or job outlook do you anticipate during the next 5 years? What do you see yourself in 5 years? If you can do it all over again, would you still pick the same career? Why or why not? (I love this one!) Can you recommend anyone else for me to talk with to learn more about your field? What was your dream career when you were a child? Were you the “nice” kid or “bad” kid when you were in grade school? What was your favorite subject when you were in school and why? Who was your favorite teacher when you were in college and why? What was your favorite candy or snack when you were a child? What was your favorite cartoon or comic when you were growing up? What was your favorite sport when you were growing up? What was your first computer when you were growing up? Do you keep in touch with your friends in school? What was the last concert you have attended? Did you like it? What was the highlight of your last vacation? When time did you have to go to bed when you were a child? Did you have curfew when you were a child? What is your most memorable experience ever? If you could travel to anywhere in the world right now, where would you go? If you have the choice to move anywhere in the world, where would you move? If you could be actor or actress you want to be, who would you be? If you could be world leader you want to be, who would you be? If you are an author, what book would you write? If you could choose any career you want, what would you choose? If you could work for anyone you choose, who would it be? If you could work in any company in the world, what would it be? If you could start your own restaurant, what would it be? If you could start any company you want, what would it be? If you could choose anyone to be your husband or wife, who would it be? If you could speak any language you want to speak, what would it be? If you could live in any period in history, what would it be? If you could play any instrument you choose, what would it be? Do you have a business card? What is the best way to keep in touch with you? Are you on facebook, linkedin or myspace? Quote Share this post Link to post
PuRe CoOkiie 0 Posted August 7, 2012 THERE I ANSWERED THEM ALL NO MORE PLEASSEE D: Quote Share this post Link to post
Biggles 44 Posted August 7, 2012 Any questions? Feel free to ask :D Blame yourself for this, and answer all the questions. Quote Share this post Link to post
barrythemorris 0 Posted August 7, 2012 If a tree falls down in a forest and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound? Quote Share this post Link to post
PuRe CoOkiie 0 Posted August 7, 2012 Any questions? Feel free to ask :D Blame yourself for this, and answer all the questions. I did answer all the question xD they were the same ones reposted by someone :P have a look Quote Share this post Link to post
Shadow 0 Posted August 7, 2012 *checks own introduction* "feel free to ask ANY question" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Quote Share this post Link to post
PuRe CoOkiie 0 Posted August 7, 2012 *checks own introduction* "feel free to ask ANY question"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Lol Quote Share this post Link to post
IP3NIX 0 Posted August 13, 2012 Imagine answering 2000 questions wow -.- Quote Share this post Link to post
Biggles 44 Posted August 13, 2012 Yes, obviously that wouldn't be pleasant Quote Share this post Link to post
