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Stories of Social Failure: Keiji's Storys.

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I know I said it would be weekly, but I just need one of my own funny stories to cheer me up right now, just found out I failed my 1st work of my 2nd year, which now seems like I'm repeating my 1st year, so heres an extra story for your entertainment as well as mine.

I have an older brother who, while he was in school, had some awesome stories, might follow up with a "THAT was autistic" story when I get home.

So this is a story of my brother when he was in year 8, he had english with a VERY, VERY, VERY large lady called Mrs Ravenscroft, and was a bitch anyways, so the class was some days infuriating for him and not.

However, this day, would be the day, that EVERYBODY knew she was a fat fuck.

My brother went to his class as normal, with one of his mates called Ryan, who just came from D&T Cooking (why the fuck is cooking under D&T, I mean, fucking seriously?)

He had baked this cake for his class, and was looking forward to it when he got home.

So they all got into the classroom while Mrs Ravenscroft was in another room across the hallway, so my brother and his mates all decided to talk through this small period of time that they had.

After about 5 minutes, she finally entered (by turning herself sideways to fit through the bloody door) and she saw them talking.

"DANIEL, RYAN. WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?"

"We're just talking mi-"

"YOU ARE TALKING IN A CLASSROOM, I DO NOT CARE"

She then pointed at Ryans cake, and proceeded to do the usual "YOU CANT HAVE FOOD IN HERE, BLAH BLAH BLAH"

and forced him to bring it to the front of the class.

On this particular day, they had a english Test.

A lot of boring teacher shit happened about them not being able to look, and other shit.

About 30 minutes way in, My brother and his mate hear something.

And they look up.

And guess what she's doing,

STUFFING.HER.FAT.FUCK.FACE.FULL.OF.CAKE.

Ryan stands up and obviously begins to shout.

"YOU FAT FUCKING BITCH, I MADE THAT FUCKING CAKE" (Ryan came from a Former-Roma Family, he still had trouble being nice, however, in this case, he had every right.)

"EXCUSE ME RYAN"

She stands up (much to the poor relief of her desk chair) and a massive shout fight goes on, with Ryan calling her every fat name in the book, even going to "FUCKING DOUGHNUT WHORE" (??????????) and eventually he gets kicked out the class.

He gets a 3 weeks exclusion and a red report card (RED = worst shit you can get, last chance before expulsion and you have to see a councillor, I had this at least 4 times for 'bad behaviour' if you count challenging the RE teacher on bullshit and getting angry at teachers for treating me like I'm mentally crippled)

She still got to keep the fucking cake AND Ryan had to APOLOGIZE to her for his behaviour.

Don't worry though, he got his revenge 3 years later in Year 11, for his last day, he covered her car in cake icing with the words "DOUGHNUT SIZED" on her windscreen.

The End.

Was it a laughable story? Or did it make you rage a thousand suns? You decide! Personally, I was full of rage after hearing that story, especially that I had English with her the next day.

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I actually don't browse any of those sort of sites at all. I browse more porn / hentai than I ever see those. Not going in full detail because I will need to make a long post then. And I'm lazy.

Keiji more stories pls.

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